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Innocent people overseas. coming up, well show you who is on the losing end of the cash for clunkers program, and even though many in irand think he really lost, mahmoud ahmadinejad is sworn in for another term as president. geicos been saving people money on car insurance for over 70 years. and who doesnt want value for their dollar? been true since the day i made my first dollar. where is that dollar? i got it out to show you... uhh... was it rather old and wrinkly? yeah, you saw it? umm fancy...

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Short-term improvement in the economy and ill be glad to give him credit for that. >> fortunately this is not a sign of the apocalypse. mr. mccain still thinks were all doomed. more fortunately, the smoking gun has been found. barack obamas birth certificate from kenya in 1961. except mombasa was part of zanzabar in 1961 not part of kenya and it says republic of kenya which it wasnt until eight months after the date on the document and the registrars name e.f. lavender. its a brand of detergent....

Theres been a truth leak. the presidents stimulus plan is working? >> i think you could say it is a short-term improvement in the economy. >> fortunately, mr. mccain still thinks we are all doomed. the smoking gun has been found. barack obamas birth certificate from kenya in 19 1. it says republic of kenya, which it wasnt until eight months after the date on the document. the registars name, e.f. lavit. a special comment on the urgency of health care reform, the millions spent to prevent it, r...

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