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cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...

The weirdest thing about this is like all you have to do is send the balloon over to spy. like why did we make youtube? we made the fastest plane in history to fly over russia. fanss scary power. this whole thing. all we had to do was go to party city, lob one over leningrad. wheres my money we got cheated. >> greg: its a huge balloon, too. i love big balloons, dont you emily? big balloons are fun and theyve used this fun for evil. i hate china for what theyve done to our balloons. what do you t...

This debate. shes warm but strong, flawed yet perfect, relaxed but racing full speed toward the white house like the t-1000. >> can i just jump in here? this may not be great politics, but i think the american people are sick and tired about hearing about your damn e-mails! >> thank you. thank you, bernie. god, it must be fun to scream an cuss in public. >> its me, jim webb, your future president, and i was promised id get time, and ive had no time. where is my time? come on, anderson. lob one a...