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Ukraine used a Czech-made RM-70 'Vampire' multiple rocket launcher system to strike Russia's southern city of Belgorod, killing five people.

Before and after photos of Volodymyr Tsema-Bursov, a Ukrainian soldier held prisoner by Russia for 20 months, show how he was starved.

Since being parachuted into the foreign office, Dave “call me Lord Chipping Norton” Cameron has managed to avoid a grilling by MPs – but examination day had to come. Wearing his best suit and a pair of loafers, he strolled into the foreign committee with a retinue of young interns – probably relatives of friends – and a face coloured pink by sunny jaunts and Christmas chillaxing; not just a man who had surfeited on turkey but, from the look of him, had been bas...

He even had a stab at defending the Rwanda policy – an idea you just know he thinks is stupid behind closed doors

David Cameron appeared before an audience of what looked suspiciously like public schoolboys. Perhaps these children were brought in to lower the average age of the Lords European Scrutiny committee – although even the Foreign Secretary at a sprightly 57 did that. In fairness to the Other Place, it wasn’t only the age which was higher than the average Commons committee; the IQ appeared to be too. ‘’

In today's MetroTalk readers are wondering just how much more money the government will give Rwanda to go through with their asylum plan.

In today's MetroTalk readers discuss Rishi Sunak's plan to push forward with the Rwanda deportation scheme.

This story has been making the rounds on the internet with a claim that you've probably been told during visits to castles, but, it's not true. In short the idea is that it's easier for a soldier or right-handed knight to fight in a spiral staircase that is built clockwise when they were defending the…