Lupe Suarez News Today

It’s a Hot Dog! Odd News Eating Anarchy: Competitive eater Joey “Jaws” Chestnut won the annual Coney Island “Stuff your Face With Hot Dogs” thing, his fourth victory in the event. Chaos later ensued, when legendary eater Takeru Kobayashi – who is starting his own eating league, I think – crashed the party and was later arrested. Dear Lord, we are stupid people.

Two former world champions, one from Panama, the other from Mexico, both seemingly past their best but still having fire in the belly. It was 40 years ago