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This morning how she is remembering his life and what it was like to call the legendary comedian dad. And madonnas frightening fall the pop superstar accidentally yank eded down a se what shes saying nasty spill today, thursday, february 26, 2015. Announcer from nbc news this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today. Its 7 00 a. M. On the west coast on t relating to this guy weve come to call jihadi john who ...

That could well threaten the survival of my country and the future of my people. Irans quest for Nuclear Weapons. Larry man, that that sounds really familiar. And our focus should be how do we stop iran from getting a Nuclear Weapon . Larry thats right. Obama spoke about the same thing yesterday, and Everybody Knows whats on irans mind. This is their official todo list. laughter i mean its not a its not a mystery, is all im saying. So why is netanyahu here telling us the same thing our president...

Larry tonightly, congress has a party and doesnt invite obama. Sounds like obamas the winner in that one. laughter were talking guns on campus. Why should there be only one way for College Students to legally bang each other . laughter College Students and guns yeah they go together like pub like Peanut Butter and accidental homicide. Bring your textbook and a. K. Because im about to school you. Its the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very...

Peanut butter and accidental homicide. Bring your textbook and a. K. Because im about to school you. Its the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry thank you very much. We have a great crowd here. What a great, great we love you, larry larry we love you too. And i especially love dandy man. cheers and applause love that dandy man. Okay welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Now, the big story today that all the kids are talking about, israeli Prime...

Yesterday, and Everybody Knows whats on irans mind. This is their official todo list. laughter i mean its not a its not a mystery, is all im saying. So why is netanyahu here telling us the same thing our president told us the day before . I mean, me could have just called, could have facetimed us, goog handout. Speaker john boehner and House Republicans invited netanyahu without consulting the white house and president obama. Larry you know, republicans, would you just stop it please. You made n...

Economy likely added 225,000 jobs last month. That would mark the second straight month payrolls increased by 225,000. We havent seen a stretch that long since 1997. The Unemployment Rate expected to slip to 6. 11 . Futures ahead of those numbers and, of course, things can change dramatically in the morning. But right now, we have some red arrows with the dow, it opened down about 41. 5 points. The s p 500 would open off about 6. 5 points and the nasdaq would open off about 9. 5 points. Again, w...

Tonight, the interview that everyones still talking about. 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms you heard alex jones dodging my questions. How many gun murders were there in britain . How many great white sharks no, how many kill people every year but theyre scared to swim . You heard him try to change the subject and threaten me. You think youre a tough guy . Have me back with a boxing ring in here and ill wear red, white, and blue and you can wear your jolly roger. Tonight ...

You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president i...

Jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do to...

Then the donkey was beside himself. [ laughter ] anyway, my point is this the budget compromise is that kind of melancholy hal hallelujah is good. Its a breath of fresh air. Not used to using that c word compromise. Jon i country believe those bleep cworded. [ laughter ] yes, i cant believe those bleep cworded. I hope my mother isnt watching. How did this deal go down. Republican paul ryan and patty murray announce they had reached a deal tuesday after two months of negotiations. Jon oh, my god....