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Dead mom . Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Right this way. [applause] jordan so, jordan, hey, you think we should say goodbye . Whatd your mom say . Oh, jeez. [laughter] good night, everybody. Good night. Whoo im gonna do my one line here oh, yeah. Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is dial the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of o...

Have voiced anger that the us does not properly supported to egypts military that was to present more see back in july and have been hours since analysts believe theres a growing rift between the two hours to clean the reports saying to us so the guys are in turin hundreds of missing art works stolen by the nazis from jewish collectors there were covered in the apartment should be returned to their rightful owners. Thats according to the organization that tries to richard jewish property stolen ...

You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president i...

Reveals a human robot named sophia. Back to you, lord of the flies. Thanks, andy. Lets welcome our guests. When bo derek was born oh, i screwed it up. When she was born, bo derek became a 6 1 2. She doesnt even get that joke, does she . No. If he doesnt finish last, i dont know who will. Fox news contributor and townhaul. Com political editor. He still has several of them, star of the movie Creative Control in theaters now, gavin mcguiness. Sitting right next to me is former cia officer and pres...

Reveals a human robot named sophia. Back to you, lord of the flies. Thanks, andy. Lets welcome our guests. When bo derek was born oh, i screwed it up. When she was born, bo derek became a 6 1 2. She doesnt even get that joke, does she . No. If he doesnt finish last, i dont know who will. Fox news contributor and townhaul. Com political editor. He still has several of them, star of the movie Creative Control in theaters now, gavin mcguiness. Sitting right next to me is former cia officer and pres...

Festival season is almost upon us (again) so it’s time to dust off your tent/flags/Doc Martens/wellies/fold-away chair/cooler/camping stove/disregard for societal norms and get back in a field. Here’s our one-stop selection of the best this year has to offer....

Ow Ow Ow, Ow Ow Whaow, Ow Ow Ow...Wha-aa-ow. That simple G-minor melody, supposedly inspired by Beethoven's Fifth Symphony (or perhaps Brazilian composer Carlos Lyra) and played with the tone of a Fender Stratocaster doubled by a Hammond B3 organ, is unquestionably the most famous rock-guitar riff. The apotheosis of 1970s hard-rock, the ubiquitous "Smoke on the Water" is also the unlikely story of the song's creation and the high-water mark of long-running UK rock band Deep P...

Queens Of The Stone Age have announced plans to reissue their 1998 self-titled debut album on vinyl with bonus tracks.

Headlined by Foo Fighters, Slipknot, Mötley Crüe, and Limp Bizkit, Welcome To Rockville comes to Daytona International Speedway on May 9-12.

A list of 50 misheard lyrics.