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listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that its too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage. it makes her a slut, right? it makes her a prostitute. >> jon: sure. my god. that is the most noxious, hateful filth ive heard since earlier in his program or the program before that one or re...

well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that its too expensive to have sex in law school without mandated insurance coverage. it makes her a slut, rig...

>> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people remember that old show mash. well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few week...

our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people remember that old show mash. well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio sho...

$2 million. oh! nobody tell him. [laughter] master p? he hasnt done anything in a long time, but he did own a golden army tank. [laughter] [audience ohs] hold on, im gonna be sick. [laughter] that is insanity! oh! that is an oddly specific number, too. [laughter] $661 million? all right. lets find out how much suge knights worth. [laughter] now i assume, when hes shaking people over the balcony, its like, "hey, did anything fall out?" [laughter] hugh hefner. im gonna say hes worth $45 ...

>> march 13, 2012. from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people...

i cant believe people remember that old show mash. well, thats mike farrell. i apologize. oh, really, thats the same joke i used last time will ferrell was here? they didnt laugh at that one either. what are you doing? listen. over the past few weeks, there has been something of a national hullabaloo, a countrywide brouhaha, an american (mumbling), all over comments made by radio shock- blob rush limbaugh. >> sandra fluke said that its too expensive to have sex in law school without ma...

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>> march 13, 2012. from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. ( cheers and applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: hello, everybody. welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart and we have a very, very pleasant show for you this evening. our guest, will ferrell will be our guest, ladies and gentlemen. ( cheers and applause ) wow. wow. wow. i cant believe people...