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Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. from their point of view. not ours but their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy," it keeps changing. anyone who says, well, its off limits, enjoy next ten minutes, thats about as lo...

Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. from their point of view. not ours but their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. you couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy," it keeps changing. anyone who says, well, its off limits, enjoy next ten minutes, its not going to ...

Theres no worse life available to a human than being a caught child molester, and yet they still do it. which from -- you can only really surmise that it must be really good. from their point of view. not ours but their point of view. >> off limits is not a permanent address. its just a marker that keeps getting moved. couldnt say pregnant on tv when lucille ball was pregnant on "i love lucy. it keeps changing. anyone who says its off limits, enjoy the next ten minutes, because its not going to ...

"saturday night live." you have some first-hand experience. what do you think? >> scott: i think it was funnier, we were all talking off air. it was funny when they attack everybody. could just attack everybody, okay. attack, include, make fun of. i was made fun of three terms with john hamm and i thought it was an honor. >> harris: where are the pictures? >> meghan: oh, my god, that is you, senator. >> harris: you are wearing a pantsuit? >> scott: i would encourage you to go up. >> meghan: did ...

He apparently there as a sort of santa claus, with his two young daughters portrayed as monkeys. lets talk about it with our panel. steve hayes, senior writer for the "weekly standard," a.b. stoddard of "the hill" and charles krauthammer. the "washington post" pulled the cartoon, but is not planning to offer a formal apology. a.b., what do you think? >> i think the world knows, everything it needs to know about this, about this event. pulling the cartoon is an acknowledgement that it wasnt the r...

This." he did. he quit his job to go to the game. and then i guess they asked him if he was worried about it. he said ill find something new. so if youre a business owner, youre looking for an employee who writes like a 9-year-old girl and ditches work, this could be your guy. i have a feeling genos going to wind up like this. living in -- >> here with us now, tennis superstar venus williams. good to have you on the show. i love your hair. >> thank you. thank you for having me. >> it looks great...

The nicer, the cleaner the restroom, the more likely people would wash their hands. i would like a little champagne in the bathroom. and for the signs that we all make fun of, employees must wash hand signs, apparently they work when one of those signs was present, employees and customers were more likely to scrub down. and now you know. still to come, wish there was more transparency in the world? wait till you see this. but we still swim. every second, somewhere in the world, lightning strik...

The nicer, the cleaner the restroom, the more likely people would wash their hands. i would like a little champagne in the bathroom. and for the signs that we all make fun of, employees must wash hand signs, apparently they work when one of those signs was present, employees and customers were more likely to scrub down. and now now know. still to come, wish there was more transparency in the world? wait till you see this. with premium service like one of the best on-time delivery records and a...

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