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The republican playbook is two pages. page one says no obstruction, no collusion, and page two says impugn the witnesses. there wasnt a single republican on that dais today who had legitimate intellectual questions about the legal findings contained in the mueller report. not a single one. and so i think there is reason for the american people to have very low to no expectations of republicans in congress. its wrong, but, frankly, if this is going to move, its going to move under democratic lead...

He actually has some window, knowledge, and more informed opinions than a lot of us. >> daniel, what do you think of that? that george conway, not some rambo troll on the internet, is legit in calling out the presidents mental fitness? >> it is extraordinary. hes not a rando, but we should treat this with caution. whats more important is, you know, lets look at the content of what hes saying. even if you take mental health out of it, you know, this was a stream of lies, insults of republicans an...

Mistake saying he will run. the president got tongue tied, he was unable to deliver a simple run. get used to it. another low iq individual. i want to play that sound and talk about that tweet for a second. >> i get criticized. i am told i am criticized be i the new left. i am the prophet progressive record running, about anybody who would run. i didnt mean --. of anybody who would run. >> matt viver, the fact that the vice president is saying that does that mean he has his eyes on who he sees i...

Debate is on style, he wins. he generally has good style. when we heard the president making fun of his hand gestures but who cares? i dont know what his policy positions are. >> is it not early to know what they are? when president trump came down the escalator at trump tower, what were his policies that mexicans are rapists and my wife is a super model? >> that is not a representation what we want our politicians to could. >> it was somebody who won and is president of the united states. >> we...

While once why when you do it again. at the same time he tweeted out that he can say there is a wall. on this channel. suggested that they could have a compromise from the $2.5 billion as a mention in the $1.3 billion thats coming in about $2 billion or so. as the wall. >> doesnt sound reasonable. it sounds reasonable. donald trump won the presidency campaigning on a wall. a lot of americans want that. they did see some gains in the house. a lot of americans are little bit concerned about that. ...

[laughter] >> greg: too late, jesse. no one will believe it. >> jesse: okay, what do you say? >> greg: its an interesting thing to watch. i looked at the masses which were very moving, they talked about these things that are often mocked in contemporary pop culture. what were the things? duty, honor, patriotism. god forbid, faith. faith and god and family. these are kind of all the things that we are constantly reminded in our modern culture is corny. but when it comes down to it, when you are f...

Im dara brown with the hours top stories. funeral plans have been set for george h.w. bush. the body of the president will lie in state at the u.s. capitol before being laid to rest in texas. president trump and chinese leader ping agreed to a 90-day cease-fire during talks at the g g20 summit in argentina. now, back to "george herbert walker bush: a life of service." for more than 40 years now, part of every presidents job description has been to put up with being laughed at on saturday n...

Hours top stories, the nation is in mourning today after the death of george herbert walker bush. he went from world war ii hero to congressman. director of the cia and ultimately president of the united states as well as the father of another u.s. president. president trump took time at the g-20 to praise a former president, honor all that he had given the country. for now, back to george herbert walker bush, a life of service . for more than 40 years now, part of every presidents job descrip...

But he did more than just tolerate dana carvey making fun of him. he showed he was able to have fun at his own expense. >> dana, george bush here. im watching you do your impression of me and ive got to say its nothing like me. bears no resemblance. its bad. its bad. >> well, im sorry, mr. president. i think its a fair impression. >> dont see it. >> you dont? >> its totally exaggerated. its not meet those crazy hand gestures the pointing thing. i dont do them. also na, ga, da, never said it. in ...

Near my summer home. i want to be the graves being dug of the soldiers i sent off to die in this war. it will be very painful for me, but i want to be emotionally involved in the decision. >> my own sense is he hasnt visited, because he thinking those wars were a disaster for the united states. he says the u.s. never should have gotten involved in the middle east, and he would like to pull out, for all practical purposes. >> well, fine, but part of the job of a president, whether you like the wa...