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>> i think american people deserve to know. >> oh, do they? you stink, glen! >> were you surprised that he fired comey before he fired you? >> oh, god. that answer your question? >> oh, boy. lets talk about all of this with comedian and talk show host pete dominic. good to see you, pete. so we know effective comedy means some exaggeration. but at the same time, theres kind of a blurring of the lines. it looks like they accomplished both in being able to make all of this so funny. painfully funny...

On the same team. were all americans. so it helps if we can laugh at ourselves. i admit i dont need to take myself so seriously all the time. i need to laugh at myself. so i resurrected this. "saturday night live" making fun of me. >> im greta van susteren. im going to try this again now. she sells -- no, i cant do. senator, do you support a ban on muslims, yes or no? >> well put simply, nyes. >> nyes. is that no or yes? >> it is indeed. >> and while i figure now that ive made fun of myself, its...

Been rhona. shes been with him over 20 years. cnn said that 54% of american women voted fore donald trump. that has to say something, right? >> i think ivanka got a bad reception. i couldnt believe they played clips of john oliver making fun of her while she was there. they get the joke. it is our government that our government is holding ivanka trump up as a symbol of empowerment. shes gotten everything in her life because of her father. they get the joke, i get the joke. were putting foreign l...

Self-deal, is willing to put family first. ivanka trump may have stepped away from her company so she is not the person making decisions. but we know its her name sake brand and conveniently does she get three trademarks on a specific day, and that day she sits down and has dinner next to the president of china? one of the issues for so many people, give me a break, please stop making fun of us as americans. please put country first, please dont make fools of us. >> as michael said, dont insult ...

Positions by ensuring that every single human being who goes into the government has never said a cross word about the president. thats a really hard test to have and its contributed to this problem that were seeing. >> with so many vacancies it adds pressure and stress on those who are hired. with so many vacancies it adds pressure on the white house. "saturday night live" making fun of something thats in the news just about every day, infighting in the presidents senior staff. listen here, rog...

Greg: its strange. all right, enough of making fun of me. [laughter] all right, kimberly. is a part of the wall a wall? i dont know if that can be a wall. its got to be a whole wall, right? part of a wall, you can get around it. >> okay. you cant get through that part. i mean, i think it is going to get built because hes staked his whole presidency was all about the wall, build the wall. so i think hes going to get it done. i dont know, i take him for his word, conversations that its going to ge...

Greg: its strange. all right, enough of making fun of me. [laughter] all right, kimberly. is a part of the wall a wall? i dont know if that can be a wall. its got to be a whole wall, right? part of a wall, you can get around it. >> okay. you cant get through that part. i mean, i think it is going to get built because hes staked his whole presidency was all about the wall, build the wall. so i think hes going to get it done. i dont know, i take him for his word, conversations that its going to ge...

Greg: its strange. all right, enough of making fun of me. [laughter] all right, kimberly. is a part of the wall a wall? i dont know if that can be a wall. its got to be a whole wall, right? part of a wall, you can get around it. >> okay. you cant get through that part. i mean, i think it is going to get built because hes staked his whole presidency was all about the wall, build the wall. so i think hes going to get it done. i dont know, i take him for his word, conversations that its going to ge...

Spoken to romney running. >> i think romney runs and wins with 80%. >> stop making fun of jared kitchener, donald trumps son-in-law, because a number of foreign policy experts say the fact that hes got president trumps ear is enough to give him stature with over seas government. >> right here, the chinese, too. >> yeah. >> looking forward to next week in donald trump news. the u.n. secretary -- sorry, nato secretary general is coming to the white house. to your point, chris, it will be interesti...

Himself so much damage through this. you know, donald trump has buy mara lago and it is so easy to win over a congressman. you just bring them to do nine or 18 holes, have them sit at the terrace and talk about policy. they go back and say that the president asked my point of view, it is so much better than insulting people in tweets. calling us "fake media," making fun of chuck todds sleepy eyes, yes, it is funny, but look at his popularity. it is really hurting him. look at obamacare, the effo...