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No, he is at the canned film festival. baghdad bob had a son. people dont know this. baghdad bob had a son. and in baghdad he was baghdad bob junior. they snuck him out to america and changed his name. they changed it to jay carney. i dont know what happened to this jay carney fellow. he is baghdad bob. is he saying things that you shake your head and you say are you kidding? thats his job. >> bill: white house press corps to nail him to the wall when he does that. >> we dont have to like it, th...

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Let the silence hang. number two, the 157 visits to the white house, plouffe was sent out there by the white house. is he there on those programs representing the white house is that okay? who are they? when did that happen? >> well, actually its 161. >> bill: oh its four more. how do you know that? >> because im keeping up on the stats. >> bill: so its more. >> 161. which is -- look, i would have loved to have the moment to do it. five people and 23 minutes. >> bill: you ignore them. you just d...

Six-year-old son, a twins and he had to ride in a sisters pink car seat for a mile and he screamed like a stuck pig. >> bill: that is good sign. if he liked that you might to have send him to camp. i want to put something on the screen here. this is if los angeles billboard. it was right off the 405? >> its a tea kettle. who does it look like, corolla? >> rosie odonnell. >> bill: no, you want to try again? >> adolf hitler. >> bill: yes! a lot of people felt the ad looked a lotto like hitler so t...

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You have got to make a decision whether you want to do that job knowing that even if the boss did something wrong you cant say it and thats why i dont think its fair to carney because those are the rules. i will give you the last word. >> do you remember baghdad bob during the iraq war? >> sure. that was saddam husseins pr guy. baghdad bob -- you would see missiles going into baghdad. baghdad bob missiles? what are you talking about? saddam hussein was hiding in a hole and he would say no, he is...

Childrens in other peoples positions so they dont make fun of girls and boys. its politically correct but far too sophisticated for the children to understand and that is why its stupid and that is why the educators are pinheads. they have no idea how children process things. you dont dress up like a little girl when you are five when you are a boy, that is stupid. >> putting a boy in poodle skirt a bullying. listen, i have a six-year-old son, a twins and he had to ride in a sisters pink car sea...

Number two, the 157 visits to the white house, plouffe was sent out there by the white house. is he there on those programs representing the white house is that okay? who are they? when did that happen? >> well, actually its 161. >> bill: oh its four more. how do you know that? >> because im keeping up on the stats. >> bill: so its more. >> 161. which is -- look, i would have loved to have the moment to do it. five people and 23 minutes. >> bill: you ignore them. you just do what i tell to you d...