Because its you almost feel like its depressing that hes not a mastermind that is planning all of this. We are just all dealing with a buffoon is almost what youre saying. Yeah, hes stupid. [laughter] [cheers and applause] [patriotic music] boo [coughs] welcome to the fake news. Im ted nelms. Thanks for inviting me into your home. I love what youve done with the place. Weve got a lot to get to, so lets jump right in. First, hurricane randy on the warpath. Destination, florida. Main course, massive damage. All that despite having the really laidback, cool name of randy. Then, President Trump still trapped at the bottom of a well. After seven days, are we any closer to a successful rescue . And an exclusive with senator bill cassidy on his failed attempt to eat an entire cow. Am i disappointed . Absolutely. It is a disappointment for myself. I am ted nelms, and this is the fake news. Dun, dadadun, dadadun dadadadadadun [ music ends ] [ chord plays ] [ chord, chimes play ] [ chords play ]
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