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I do a lot of gardening, but you are, without a doubt, the dirtiest, used-up hoe i have ever seen. ( laughter ) i was blown away by your performance at the "justin bieber roast." i think it was one of the most brilliant comedic performances that i have seen. - thank you. - from somebody whos not a comic. as we all know, kevin is one of the biggest movie stars in the business right now. and he deserves it. hes struggled for years. when he finally got his first big paycheck, he spent $150,000 on a...

Harvey: people were obsessed with that poncho. oh, i know, and we made a pattern, - which is still sold. - ( laughs ) and you can still buy the same wool. you are fantastic. and it was a great poncho. well, david, welcome. i see you have your ankle bracelet. ( chuckles ) yeah. your poncho. and poor little francesca, youre holding her by the ear. ( laughs ) hey, say hello to my little friend. ( laughter ) you did your house arrest here. and i am blown away by how fantastic this place is. yet ive ...

And i flirted, but that was it. and so you were never discriminated against? - no. - really? no. they used me. i mean, they used me as a sort of allure for clients, in the nicest possible way. youre a successful stockbroker, youre young, you know, its exciting, youre having a great time. - you quit. - ( chuckles ) and you move to the country. im thinking, "is she just waving the white flag and shes just gonna become a housekeeper?" martha: thats when i started developing my idea that change is g...

This was like a campus. it had been built, that particular place had been built as a girls school. and there were small brick buildings, no security, no fence. was it difficult for you? no, not at all. how was the food? - horrible. - ( laughing ) horrible. there were no lemons. did you try to influence the cooks? no. - harvey: really? - martha: no, i did not try to impose anything on anybody there. thats not the appropriate place to do that. if you played "family feud" and said "things about mar...

Harvey: people were obsessed with that poncho. oh, i know, and we made a pattern, - which is still sold. - ( laughs ) and you can still buy the same wool. you are fantastic. and it was a great poncho. well, david, welcome. i see you have your ankle bracelet. ( chuckles ) yeah. your poncho. and poor little francesca, youre holding her by the ear. ( laughs ) hey, say hello to my little friend. ( laughter ) you did your house arrest here. and i am blown away by how fantastic this place is. yet ive ...

I do a lot of gardening, but you are, without a doubt, the dirtiest, used-up hoe i have ever seen. ( laughter ) i was blown away by your performance at the "justin bieber roast." i think it was one of the most brilliant comedic performances that i have seen. - thank you. - from somebody whos not a comic. as we all know, kevin is one of the biggest movie stars in the business right now. and he deserves it. hes struggled for years. when he finally got his first big paycheck, he spent $150,000 on a...

And i flirted, but that was it. and so you were never discriminated against? - no. - really? no. they used me. i mean, they used me as a sort of allure for clients, in the nicest possible way. youre a successful stockbroker, youre young, you know, its exciting, youre having a great time. - you quit. - ( chuckles ) and you move to the country. im thinking, "is she just waving the white flag and shes just gonna become a housekeeper?" martha: thats when i started developing my idea that change is g...

So youre painting the house, working on roofs, uh, and then you decide, "im gonna start a catering business." - yeah. - why? well, i like to cook, and i noticed that there was a void in the market for a good catering service. harvey: what was the hole in the market? martha: the whole was everywhere for good, wholesome food for parties. harvey: when you started out, did it feel to you like this was gonna become a business youre gonna develop or was it more of a hobby? oh, no, it was a business. i...

So youre painting the house, working on roofs, uh, and then you decide, "im gonna start a catering business." - yeah. - why? well, i like to cook, and i noticed that there was a void in the market for a good catering service. harvey: what was the he in the market? martha: the whole was everywhere for good, wholesome food for parties. harvey: when you started out, did it feel to you like this was gonna become a business youre gonna develop or was it more of a hobby? oh, no, it was a business. i w...

( chuckles ) he slapped me. in my happiest moment, telling my parents i was going to get married, he said im too young, "youre wasting your life," dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, you know, that kind of thing. - wow. - yeah. had he ever done that before? - slapped me? - yes. oh, yes. but not, like, across my face, i usually got spanked. - wow. - it was the day of spanking. - um... - ( chuckles ) okay, so... not bad, i mean, when i say spanking, you know, it was discipline. parents actually disciplined t...