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And if you split the words, it means "ass face." seriously. >> anthony: ass face? >> leonardo paixao: its actually exactly the words. >> anthony: so how was the -- how was your dinner tonight? were you -- were you busy? >> leonardo paixao: you know what happened tonight? it came like three clients. a lady with her husband and her chef. and she said, "oh, this is my chef. he is going to eat and me and my husband are not because were eating special food for detox. were full of restrictions and we ...

Shannon: we have a picture getting into nancy pelosis s face, latinos who confronted her. i dont know if we can play the audio because there are a lot of f bombs, but also calling her a communist say we dont want you, you dont belong. this is pretty aggressive in its own right. >> there is a way to campaign hard and campaign aggressively without these tactics. i happen to know the young woman in nevada who is running the gubernatorial campaign, one of the brightest women in republican politics a...

You name them, eugene did, katherine, andrea, john. >> thats great hearing your thoughts. anything else? >> grab your lady by the arm, take her out behind the barn. >> you capture something in improv you just cant capture scripted. christopher guest created his own genre of improv movies. these are improvisers with decades of experience behind them. so you can just give them a premise, theyll create a character, and theyre going to deliver. >> and thats the way it is? then i just hate you. and i...

And i hate your ass face. >> "waiting for guffman," a 12, 15-page outline, exactly what the whole story was. >> you just show up on set and you just roll. there would be no rehearsal, no discussion, you just roll and try not to laugh. >> even when i was a kid doing impressions, heres looking at you, babe, and you dont hear about anyone but yourself. who is it? henry fonda. i have to tell her who im doing. she laughs, and says who is that? >> a lot of people confuse improv with ad libbing. ad lib...

>> thats great hearing your thoughts. anything else? >> grab your lady by the arm, take her out behind the barn. >> you capture something in improv you cant capture scripted. christopher guest created his own genre of improv movies. these are improvisers with decades of experience behind them. so you can just give them a premise, theyll create a character, and theyre going to deliver. >> and thats the way it is? then i just hate you. and i hate your ass face. >> waiting for guffin, a 12, 15-page...

And if you split the words, it means "ass face." seriously. >> anthony: ass face? >> leonardo paixao: its actually exactly the words. >> anthony: so how was the -- how was your dinner tonight? were you -- were you busy? >> leonardo paixao: you know what happened tonight? it came like three clients. a lady with her husband and her chef. and she said, "oh, this is my chef. he is going to eat and me and my husband are not because were eating special food for detox. were full of restrictions and we ...

Slow-cooked cows foot and/or other bits, tender and tasty and, believe me, one of my favorites, especially at this hour. we opt for the elite version with a raw quail egg because, well, need i remind you my confirmed record of egg sluttery? >> leonardo paixao: good stuff. >> anthony: wow. nice. this is like the greatest thing ever. >> leonardo paixao: so they tell that they see 170 kilos of cow foot everyday. >> anthony: so thats about 350 pounds of, yeah, cow foot. and all that good stuff it en...

Means "ass face." seriously. >> anthony: ass face? >> leonardo paixao: its actually exactly the words. >> anthony: so how was the -- how was your dinner tonight? were you -- were you busy? >> leonardo paixao: you know what happened tonight? it came like three clients. a lady with her husband and her chef. and she said, "oh, this is my chef. he is going to eat and me and my husband are not because were eating special food for detox. were full of restrictions and we brought -- we brought our soup,...