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October 4, 2018
Neilson to resign after this. >> someone needs to be held accountable. it is not going to be the attorney general. he may not survive the end of the year. but this head of the department of homeland security, secretary neilson engineered this awful, disgraceful policy which the president abandoned after a few weeks. now we know they literally separated 2,700 children from their parents without any way to keep track of where those children were going and how they could reconnect them with their p...
March 8, 2013
>> what are your thoughts on yogurt overall? >> yogurt overall? it is a good breakfast food. >> what about yourself? >> greek is my favorite, greek yogurt. >> there is a lot the greeks do that are my favorite, but we wont get into it now because it is a kid show. >> what should the packaging look like to appeal to dudes? >> energizing yogurt. >> so a giant flexing bicep with yogurt inside? or a giant match boxcar that shoots yogurt in peoples faces? >> something that looks like a womans body par...
October 19, 2012
>> good point. cant think of anything. what do ghosts take? >> they make noises. they take your sleep. >> they take your sleep. >> they move like a match boxcar . ghosts kind of suck. i could do that easy. >> jesse, you said you spend more time making fun of wardrobes than actual jokes. you are correct. i am not sure it is a good thing as you seem to think. >> whatever. i feel like i have to fight back every time now. >> thats fair. >> even though i set the precedent. it is my fault this goes on...
March 30, 2010
On the show. i wear them for you. in fact, right now i can see what you are wearing and let everyone else see the same thing. i have the same outfit, actually. we shop at the same place, t.j.-maxx. they give great deals. thats if you look. mike e-mails us, dont be upset with tiger and his interviews that are 9 minutes more than your sexual encounters. mike, i wont be embarassed if you dont be embarassed when your mom tells you about them. keep the match boxcar. not after what it has been through...