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Caroline Akhtar revealed son Jacob, four, did his business in a display toilet at their local Glastonbury B&Q on Saturday, leaving her partner Azzy to clean up the mortifying deed.

Horse & Hound Trending: Credit: Karen Thompson Dear diary, It’s day lord knows what of the human strangles epidemic, but frankly this past week something far more important is on the minds of the nation. No, not the interior decorating penchants of the baffling blonde barnetted herd leader, but more sausage-gate and the gripping (in this case, sadly literally… and in marigolds…) drama of the butchery of my baby making machinery. So, last week I told you of my dilemma in a way th...