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>> have you ever done anything devious to break up a relationship? >> no. >> no, i have never broken up a relationship. they never end, greg. >> how about you, brooke. have you done anything out of the ordinary. >> nothing that i would admit on camera. >> well, we have all admitted. before you got here we all admitted it and pretaped it and so we were waiting for you. >> so you were taping me in the green room? >> well, she does doesnt believe me. well, we will take a break. coming up, me ridi...

The rotary club. >> im done. fuelly -- actually i have a question. i got an advanced copy of your book. i thought it was going to be called the bible of unspeakable truths. >> that is not my book, sir. that is not my book. you doctored that. >> "american swastika an auto-biography" by greg gutfeld. how could this be doctored? it is what it is. >> it is one of those last-minute changes they made. >> they didnt show me that. they showed me a different cover and a different title. >> blame the edit...

A hip, urban black guy and a white guy and they are both cops. they go on adventures and form a bond. or maybe about a school with bad kids in it and some really cool white person comes and saves the day. >> you should move to hollywood. bill, why do people find talking babies so cool? it is not like they are talking animals. >> arent they one in the same? babies are worse than puppies. dont get me started. professor and the greg. professor and the greg, professor and the greg 2, electric boogal...

Or vote? >> i will go with the pedastool. they are chairs. >> and brooke, you said this whole thing is sexist. interestingly the teacher says some of his female students have taken to reversing the roles and are holding open the doors for the boys et cetera. but he says the boys dont like being treated that way. >> i just think we should make the boys bow. why stand up? >> thats what greg was doing. thats what greg was doing. he was just bowing to you. > also, brooke, you said with regards to ch...

Bowl in the glove compartment of his car and goes to the all you can eat. >> by the way, is this chivalrous or not, when you drop papers greg goes to pick them up and then cops a gaze when you are not looking. >> she -- it is her first time on the show. >> it is all on tape. >> one of my favorite rules that he published was girl -- girls have the right to refusal. >> i dont like that one. >> right of refusal. >> i like the option and the guys can have it. >> i saw lute this man -- i saw lute thi...

Prosecuted to the full extent of the law. >> i agree with greg. i mean, you could adequately describe it as cyber terrorism. he targeted his love interest with the intent of instilling fear of her husband in her. put him away. >> maybe he was just watching porn. thats a convenient excuse. >> thats a good point. he could be blaming it on the other guy. >> you know who the real winners are? the pedophiles of america. now their excuse of eon that crazy finish guy trying to frame me, that has legses...

Silly island country. if you disagree with me, are you a racist homo phobe who feeds puppies to nicholas inning ka. -- nicholas cage. thats one of the worst greg-alogues i have ever written. it was an extremely slow news day. i sat for hours trying to figure out what to write. before you take it apart just say you cant hurt me because i know it is bad. >> fair enough. it was bad. 3*. >> you are saying bad because you disagree. i just say it was poorly written. >> it was a poor news day too, whic...

Established not for profit group who raises funds and go to the law fare project .org and it is lawfare. >> cool. allison, what is this on your head? >> that is my new sponsor hat which i made myself. thats a scene from my show, my weekly internet show on you stream. now i have sponsors, but i dont have probing values or commercials -- production values or commercial. now i put on my hat and show i am selling the clap out of something. >> what were you selling? >> there? that hat. an eek logical...