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rachel: no. that was the club will went to. will: i stayed up too late last night watching football. it was not a celebration. why you sign up for it, year after year. rachel: youre losing in fancy football. todd: youre beating the guy when he was down. he is 0-6. rachel: he started the league. he is winning the league. todd: who did winning the league? rachel: todd piro. todd: i have a cakewalk. you dont have the roster set, drop players who have byes. i think it is rick reichmuth. wi...

Climate change. will: yes. todd: think of that. willing to sacrifice the entire human experience. that is the reason were on this earth to begin with. that is the reason earth exists. will: todd this is headed towards population control. that is exactly where -- rachel: thank you. exactly what this is. will: the meat thing is a stepping stone. call that, no. this is headed towards population control. theyre not hiding that either. rachel: they have a book called the world economic forum book wri...

No more. got it. all right. the processed meat thing was bad enough. now toilet paper. brace yourself, america. weve been through worse. "the five" is coming up. that will do it here. bye-bye. >> hello. im jesse waters with judge jeanine, dana perino, greg gutfeld and geraldo. this is "the five" in new york city. president biden claims hes getting the border crisis under control. but the white house just admitted they have no clue what is going on. that is fox news confirms haitian immigrants ca...

For convenience and go through like saying, i want this big bloody meat thing, and this jar of stuff, and you throw mitt the buggy and shop and get out. what starts to happen is that everything slows down. when you are doing this, and you have to prepare for that, because people are not ready for this way of shopping and buying things, but we are going to get there. have you ever had anybody want o ocome to buy anything in a jar? >> you are good for it, and it is good for the environment, and we...

Like saying, i want this big bloody meat thing. i want this jar of stuff. and you throw it in your buggy and you shop and get out. what happens is everything slows down. when youre doing this, you just have to prepare for that, because people arent ready for this way of shopping and buying things. but were getting there. have you ever had anybody come and buy meat in a jar? >> this is the first one. its good for the environment. they should be doing that. >> this is the future happening right he...

Beef jerky that contains the caffeine equivalent of a cup of coffee. now, our staff on the show today was about three hours late to the rest of the news in the world today because we got so derailed by the caffeinated meat thing. while fascinated by the idea of caffeinated jerky and knowing that was the best new thing in the world today, we really decided that we were stumped about how to translate this idea into a television experience. we came up with a couple of ideas like using a slim-jim to...

Medicare, medicaid, big tax cuts for billionaires and millionaires. thats whats going to resonate with voters, not this meat thing. >> i think alicias right. i dont think the pick slink distraction will have too many legs. >> ladies, thanks so much. appreciate it. well, another eyewitness comes forward in the shooting death of trayvon martin. what that witness claims to have seen and once again, a different version from what george zimmerman claims happened. plus -- ho holy weird traffic sto...