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for air and breathing especially in the times. with that, tonight monologue. how about that monkeypox? [laughter] theres a transition you dont see. we beat covid and now we got monkeypox. lets go live to some monkeys. ♪♪ >> greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. weve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. were following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this weird rash i just ...

air and breathe, especially in ugly times. so with that, on to tonights monologue. so, how about that monkey pox? there is a transition you dont see. we beat covid and now we got monkey pox. for an update lets go live to some monkeys. ♪♪ >> greg: practicing safe monkey pox i guess. weve been monitoring this closely but not that closely. were following cdc guidelines to keep at least six feet of distance from the closest chimp. but there are no concerns here. well, except for this w...

>> tyrus: our hairs dont match. >> greg: tell that to my wife. >> tyrus: no. oh. >> greg: i dont even know what that means. >> tyrus: i kind of do and im not okay with it. >> greg: i dont even understand it. but its getting so bad some people arent actually even coming into work now. >> dirt bag diary entry 345, day one. ive been told i have to isolate because i was exposed to the monkey pox. but i only associate with meatless monkeys that i make out of soybeans in my own hair. no ones answering...