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It is a unicorn with a mop. you can tell because i wrote mop right there . r pointing at the mop so you wont think it was a pom-pom. you have until next friday to register a bid. the starting bid is $500. as you know, all of the money goes to taps, a nonprofit group that provides grief counseling and support programs for families of fallen soldiers. lets not forget the real mess sen. it is to the about charity, but me getting a discount on consumer electronics. arent you the guy that does charit...

So last night i told you about how much i enjoy traveling by hang glider, nude. i do, but i also love charity. so lets get to my latest piece of art which of course i drew myself. i call this pleasure and pain and it depicts a unicorn massage therapist i met in the early 80s. it was a hazy time and if you asked me what went on i would have no clue. so the highest bid is still the first bid from a lovely gentleman who was offered $350 for this piece of art. thats not a bad start, but we can do be...

New piece of art. i call this lesbian unicorns in love, and i did it myself. i have two bids in, but they had qualifications. one guy of on erred $500 if his wife can kiss se-cupp. another guy wanted to come on the show with imogen and sc. charity is when you bid on something. it is not when you bid on something you want. so if you want to win this piece of art -- come back to me. e-mail your bid to red eye at fox news .com. you have until friday. stop driving me crazy with all of these requests...