Metaphor Machine News Today

Warning or something next time. so theres the green weenie, the 310 million hmm and now, today, the alan simpson metaphor machine has struck again. alan simpson gave an interview to the "l.a. times" in which he implored his own republican party to stop talking about gay marriage and all these other social issues. mr. simpson told the "l.a. times," quote, what is this homophobic strain in our party? youre a republican, you believe in get-out-of-your-life and the precious right to privacy. the rig...