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Next years budget. The seven words are Hillary Clinton actually won the popular vote. [ laughter ] thats right. [ applause ] i dont want to hear those words ever again. Thats right, the Trump Administration has banned the cdc from using a list of seven words, including, vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidencebased, and sciencebased. And then mike pence added his seven bad words, gosh, darn, nuts, heck, shoot, shucks, and the cword which is just crud [ applause ] hundreds...

Words in official documents for next years budget. The seven words are Hillary Clinton actually won the popular vote. [ laughter ] thats right. [ applause ] i dont want to hear those words ever again. Thats right, the Trump Administration has banned the cdc from using a list of seven words, including, vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidencebased, and sciencebased. And then mike pence added his seven bad words, gosh, darn, nuts, heck, shoot, shucks, and the cword which is...

Next years budget. The seven words are Hillary Clinton actually won the popular vote. [ laughter ] thats right. [ applause ] i dont want to hear those words ever again. Thats right, the Trump Administration has banned the cdc from using a list of seven words, including, vulnerable, entitlement, diversity, transgender, fetus, evidencebased, and sciencebased. And then mike pence added his seven bad words, gosh, darn, nuts, heck, shoot, shucks, and the cword which is just crud [ applause ] hundreds...

Time Helen Humphrey good to have you with us in italy at least six people have been injured in a drive by shooting in the city of much outta the twenty eight year old man is now in custody all of the victims were forward as it evolved to suspect the attack may have been racially motivated. Police say the suspect drove his car along this road and opened fire on posses by several wounded one is said to be in a serious condition all the victims were african immigrants. I was supposed. To go in but ...

Kristen hi, hi thank you. Wow. Holy smokes. I wasnt nervous but now i am. Hello, everyone. Im your guest host for the evening, kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] im filling in for jimmy kimmel who is at home right now burping a tiny person. This is a first for me. Ive never hosted a talk show before. I think ill be okay i mean, i can read words off a teleprompter, and i legitimately hate matt damon. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is super exciting for me. I have two kids so i havent b...

Kristen hi, hi thank you. Wow. Holy smokes. I wasnt nervous but now i am. Hello, everyone. Im your guest host for the evening, kristen bell. [ cheers and applause ] im filling in for jimmy kimmel who is at home right now burping a tiny person. This is a first for me. Ive never hosted a talk show before. I think ill be okay i mean, i can read words off a teleprompter, and i legitimately hate matt damon. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is super exciting for me. I have two kids so i havent b...

Only in boston. It is a holiday in boston because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten...

Because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten free . You order a lobster roll, you get ...

Because the quarterback for the new england patriots, tom brady, declared it a holiday. [ cheers and applause ] which i did not know he had the power to do that. He gave everyone the day off today. I dont think the mayors even allowed to give people has an athlete ever overthrown a City Government before . Because it could be dangerous. What if he decides to use his powers for evil . You know, tom brady is gluten free, what if he makes everyone go gluten free . You order a lobster roll, you get ...

Stars in the music world will hit the stage behind me for the grammys. Coming up a little bit later we have super secret intel about beyonces performance. Of course, shes pregnant with twins right now. Speaking of secrets and twins how about george and mail clooney . How did they keep that secret . One guy who no longer has to keep his mouth shut, georges good buddy, matt damon. They are going to be great. They are going to be awesome parents. Those kids are lucky. Will you give him advice . We ...