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A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. And world peace. What is not to love . Does matter to me. Trumps love life is not on my list. But now i realize that it matters. For example, right now in north korea their dismantling rockets sites. Why . Obviously because trump may have slept around. [laughter] the europeans just stopped skimming us with tariffs but according to cnn before that ...

God bless all of you. Thank you for watching. Im advocating for truth, justice and the american way. Im jeanine pierrot signing off, greg gutfeld is next. See you next saturday. Man walks into a pet store and sees as a sign, talking parrot and buys if it comes back and says he doesnt talk. Dices what letter . Tour owner says sorry, the letter is 10. Another week and no talking and back to the store. He did not climb the ladder and look in the mirror and talk, another purchase. There becomes a gu...

Lets get after it. I love the media. I love the media. Check out these old headlines trump promises 4 growth and economist say no way. Or this one. If trump thanks he can get more than the present Economic Growth hes dreaming. Last but not least, hello larr larry,. If you use the standard of what the administration has held out hope for, three or 4 growth there is nothing in any data suggesting that we are moving towards that three4 standard. Greg oh yeah . Eat this larry. Im thrilled to announc...

A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. A show featuring parodies of current events, commentary on significant issues and interviews with newsmakers, culture critics and media personalities. A centerfold who had consensual relations with ...

President and the instructions are this thick, we are winning it. the new democratic world order there are 37 gender so how will i say hello to someone without being afraid of a lawsuit? theres all kinds of give me stuff and i dont want to give anybody jack. ill keep mine and you get yours and will be fine. there are too many rules and they dont even know -- when they talk -- if you ever have a conversation with a super left person they talk in a person so i dont even know who im dealing with. [...

Sit in. you know, its not like it always comes down to toilet paper but sometimes it does. greg: if i could have a dollar for every time it does. the big democratic, the new obama, alexandria and she is a socialist what you make of her? shes never. >> its like shes never read a newspaper or book in her life. this young lady is i cant imagine where she gets information and im beginning to think that shes a republican plant where they have placed her there to make the democrats look incredibly stu...

You know, its not like it always comes down to toilet paper but sometimes it does. greg: if i could have a dollar for every time it does. the big democratic, the new obama, alexandria and she is a socialist what you make of her? shes never. >> its like shes never read a newspaper or book in her life. this young lady is i cant imagine where she gets information and im beginning to think that shes a republican plant where they have placed her there to make the democrats look incredibly stupid. gre...

President and the instructions are this thick, we are winning it. the new democratic world order there are 37 gender so how will i say hello to someone without being afraid of a lawsuit? theres all kinds of give me stuff and i dont want to give anybody jack. ill keep mine and you get yours and will be fine. there are too many rules and they dont even know -- when they talk -- if you ever have a conversation with a super left person they talk in a person so i dont even know who im dealing with. [...

You know, its not like it always comes down to toilet paper but sometimes it does. greg: if i could have a dollar for every time it does. the big democratic, the new obama, alexandria and she is a socialist what you make of her? shes never. >> its like shes never read a newspaper or book in her life. this young lady is i cant imagine where she gets information and im beginning to think that shes a republican plant where they have placed her there to make the democrats look incredibly stupid. gre...

President and the instructions are this thick, we are winning it. the new democratic world order there are 37 gender so how will i say hello to someone without being afraid of a lawsuit? theres all kinds of give me stuff and i dont want to give anybody jack. ill keep mine and you get yours and will be fine. there are too many rules and they dont even know -- when they talk -- if you ever have a conversation with a super left person they talk in a person so i dont even know who im dealing with. [...