My daughter calls deodorant arm makeup . You re welcome.
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16/07/2021 05:00am BST
If you’re looking for some truly creative takes on the English language, look to the children in your life.
Many parents tweet about their kids’ funny malapropisms and interesting turns of phrase ― which are often arguably superior to the correct terms. We’ve rounded up 30 funny tweets about what children call things. Enjoy!
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Guacamole, she wants guacamole. ’ (@Mamaoutoforder) May 25, 2021
My daughter calls deodorant “armpit makeup”. You’re welcome. Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) May 29, 2018
9 y/o says what she misses most about going to movies is getting snacks from the “confession” stand so when we do go again, I’ll be paying a lot more attention when she places her order. NicholasG (@Dad At Law) June 8, 2021
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Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realised fish pee in it.
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21/04/2021 06:00am BST
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realisations.
I ve seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew s face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn t a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020
Well, so much for going into the ocean now that my kid realized fish pee in it.
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04/19/2021 12:35pm EDT
As kids grow up, they become aware of many things in life ― from the sources of the food they eat to the many uses for different types of technology.
Over the years, the funny parents of Twitter have shared silly and serious things their kids have discovered about everyday life.
Below, we’ve rounded up 37 tweets about kids’ hilarious and horrifying realizations.
I ve seen plenty of disappointment in my day, but nothing rivals the look on my nephew s face when we walked into Build-A-Bear and he realized it wasn t a literal Frankenstein lab for grizzlies. Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 7, 2020