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At least one member of the Republican National Committee is working to slow Donald Trumps attempted takeover of the organization by pushing to keep the committee neutral until

People are still floored by the way Schumer got Manchin on board with the Inflation Reduction Act.

Do you know your Constitution? Hollywood sure doesn’t but thankfully "Mitch McTurtle" does. Jimmy Kimmel roasted Sen. Mitch McConnell for his procedural objections to impeachment as if the Senate can ignore constitutional protocols to instead “vote their conscience.” In the Feb. 16 monologue of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ Kimmel poked fun at McConnell’s refusal to vote to remove the former president from office. “Now, I have to say, I think Mitch McConnell blew it,” said Kimmel. “Thi...

Jeff Danziger for February 15, 2021 February 12, 2021 Moscow Mitch McTurtle, the gutless, spineless wonder! Finally, someone who has taken over from Darth Cheney as the SINGLE MOST EVIL PERSON in politics!!

On Deadline White House, reporter Garrett Haake likened Republicans' devotion to Trump like that of a toxic break-up. Only, the break-up hasn't happened, has it?