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Jimmy oh, winnie, thank you so much. We have a great show tonight all new. Starring Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh uhoh, do you have anything else you want to say lets just start the show. We in the house tonight, join jimmy and his guests Ricky Gervais. Billy porter musical guest the lumineers. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. 0 we in the house yall and now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. My name is jimmy fallon. Im so hap...

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War ships. The white house calling that a claim of absurd. Island of desperation. Gas, food and water in short supply in puerto rico in the wake of Hurricane Maria. Are tens of thousands of residents who lost everything getting ready for a mass exodus to the mainland . Those stories plus a fast moving wildfire in california prompt evacuation emergencies overnight. How would you feel if your dentist were a robot . And hand in hand. Prince harry and Meghan Markle make it official. Today, september...

Again. We will make america proud again. We will make america safe again. And yes, together, we will make America Great again. Making America Great again, it is promised from day one and now on day one of his administration, we will watch as that promise takes shape. Hello everyone im ukee washington. Good evening everyone im jessica dean. Coming to you live from washington d. C. Where all of the pomp and circumstance happened today, and now the inaugural parade has wrapped up, so now focus is o...

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Yes, i do. One of these days we have to go on a private jet, thats the plan. Rosanna some where warm. Greg folks, central park, the world famous dakota apartment building. Well, 35 years ago today actually tonight, john lennon, singer. Beatle was shot and killed. Rosanna he was coming home from the Recording Studio with his wife and a crazed gunman, Mark David Chapman just opened fire on him. I believe he asked for an autograph first. Greg he had met him earlier in the day. I believe he was stal...

Giants fan bryan stow addressed his attackers for the first time. Good afternoon. Two men pled guilty to brutally beating bryan stow, a father of two, a husband and respected former paramedic. Moments after his family spoke out, one by one, we have a look at their emotional statements. One of the attackers got eight years, other four. They will both be serving much less because of time served and credit awarded. You are the biggest nightmare for individuals that attend public events. The judge b...

Right there at 13,960. This started thursday. The nasdaq felt the worst of it, down by 3 , closing at 4054, the biggest oneday decline since 2011. The nasdaq is down 7 from the recent high on march 5th. Its down by 2. 6 for the year. For the s p 500, that index down 2 for its biggest drop in two months. Were below where we ended the year. So youre looking right now 1833 after yesterdays declines. Its first close below its 50day moving average since february 10th. The index is flat for the year t...

And surprise, an incredible story of two girls who became friends at college and looked so much alike, they joked they could be sisters. Well, guess what, they are, and theyre here live today, friday, january 24th, 2014. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning, welcome to today on a friday morning. Im matt lauer. Im Savannah Guthrie. Alongside al roker and Natalie Morales. Two weeks from today, Opening...