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No, maam. Im sorry. You have the wrong number. Its quite all right. Digit dialing. [ telephone rings ] hello . no, maam, i am sorry this is not the sunnydale rest home no, i dont mean im sorry its not. It isnt. Or is it . Three wrong numbers in a row . That was no lady. What are they up to . [ telephone rings ] hello . listen, if you ring this phone one more time, im oh, uh. Hello, larry. Im sorry i shouted at you. I thought you were my motherinlaw. Motherinlaw . Youre not afraid to talk like th...

Samantha . Samantha whats wrong, sweetheart . Wouldnt larry let you off. The account . I didnt get a chance to argue the point with him. Something a little more important came up like what . Like. Her are you referring to me . Im not referring to mahrooshkah samantha, can you translate that gibberish, or am i to be left in the dark . Now, dont try to brazen it out. She came to my office today and tried to pass herself off as madame maruska well, i saw through her little disguise and tossed her o...

That ever lived. He saved france and started to bring democracy to all of europe. And then what happened . Well, he was he was badly advised. He trusted a general named pichegru. And this pichegru later tried to kill napoleon. I think that it was he that persuaded napoleon that he could conquer the whole world. I wish i could have just one hour with napoleon. Well, ill see you. [chattering] [people laughing] jeannie, what what are you doing . Look at all the lovely dresses, master. Yes, yes say ...

I hope its a going away present. Why . What have you got against the kirkwoods . Plenty. Since they moved in, you spend all your time with them. Sometimes i feel like a motherless child. I know, ed. Good. I know ive been neglecting you a little bit the past week. Neglecting me . I dont hear a friendly voice all day. I know, ed. If it werent for huddley and brinkley, id be climbing the walls. Itll only be for a little while. Eh. After all, colonel kirkwood was my Commanding Officer in the air for...

[ applause ] [ music ] [ applause ] how would you like to meet a nice girl . Im married, but if nobody finds out, ill right. [ laughter ] id be delighted. Susan blakely is here, tonight. Oh, i shes very talented. Yeah, she was a former model, for magazines, television commercials, and now she is a very successful actor. She was in absolutely. And, uh richard chamberlains wife. Right, called report to the commissioner, in which she has one of the leading roles. Oh. Would you welcome, please, Susa...

Hi, roge. Oh, hi, hi. Uh how are you . Fine. Oh, thanks. A little coffee for you. Thank you. You change your mind about tonight . Uh, tonight . Oh, tonight. Oh. Look, i told you, im not interested in dating. Ive got a lot of work to do. Well, you havent been out in weeks. Youre not dating anybody . Am i . Are you kidding me . haha. Am i dating anybody . Im dating dozens of girls. Listen, they dont call me Casanova Healey for nothing, you know. No girl in particular, huh . Well, theyre all partic...

No. Your master insists upon it. My master is such a sweet, darling liar now, jeannie, take it easy. Dont get excited. Why does major nelson want to get rid of me tonight . Well, he doesnt wanna get rid of you. Its just, he wants you to see the arabian nights. Its its about your own hometown. He is trying to trick me, but you will tell me the truth. Me . Me . Well, i am telling you the truth. I would never jeannie, what are you doing . I am waiting for you to tell me why major nelson does not wa...

And we will ride very fast. Wait a minute. What did you say . I said, you will sit next to me in the magic cart, and we will ride very no, no, no. I mean about the seawater. Oh, that. Greatgrandfather bilejik used to do it all the time. What magic makes your car move, master . Forget about the car. Are you you trying to tell me that your greatgrandfather could take salt out of seawater . Yes. At least he used to know how to do it 2000 years ago. His land was like a garden of eden, while that of ...