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"My 3yo (who is extremely clean for a toddler) keeps crying at mealtimes because I don’t like watching the baby eat, she’s so messy and honestly, same."

"On my son’s birthday each year, I like to think back to 2017 when Carvel wrote 'Happy 2th Birthday' on his cake"

"We need to leave five minutes ago for a family event and my 100% naked husband who is applying lotion to his feet just announced that he's 'basically ready.'"

"Having a tough day today. My kid told me I have 'the stinkiest butt on planet Earth' and he’s just a little kid but if he’s right this is devastating news."

"The extreme amount of stress I feel when crawling into my sleeping child’s room to leave tooth fairy money proves I could never make it as a spy."

"If my wife and I start a movie after 8PM it becomes a two night mini-series."

"My son saw his medicine said shake well before using so he shook his whole body and damn that apple never even fell from the tree."

"1st week of school: sandwich cut in a cute shape, sliced fruit, encouraging note. Last week of school: handful of croutons wrapped in foil."

"My daughter is writing a poem about our dog and she’s trying to find a word that rhymes with his name. Our dog’s name is Tucker. This will not end well."

"It’s the last month of school, here are 97 activities in the middle of the day parents need to attend. -- elementary schools"