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"A Christmas miracle but it’s my husband finally getting an iPhone after a decade of ruining group texts."

"I see your baker’s dozen and raise you a mom’s dozen (11 because you ate one when the kids weren’t looking)"

"I see your baker’s dozen and raise you a mom’s dozen (11 because you ate one when the kids weren’t looking)"

"Sad that my teenage kids dont believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"

"Sad that my teenage kids don't believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"

"Sad that my teenage kids dont believe in Santa any more, but happily they still believe in the elves that clean up the f**king kitchen"

"My wife and I wanted to go to a movie but it didn't start until 4:30PM, so we'll try another day when we won't be out all night."

"Toddlers be like, 'Excuse me madam that's my emotional support Walmart receipt.'"

"Toddlers be like, Excuse me madam thats my emotional support Walmart receipt."

"Engaging in marital warfare by loudly stirring my yogurt in a glass jar to retaliate against my husband for offensively slurping his cereal."