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Whoopi, who was your favorite tonight . Aww, thank you, whoopi. You were my favorite tonight. Thank you, whoopi. There you go. Thank you. Anthony, did you have fun . I had a great time. Way more fun than i ever would have if you had told me id be working with Whoopi Goldberg one day, i would have been like, i hope jeff ross isnt there, but you were, and it was still great. It was still great. This was so much fun. I cant believe youre involved. [ laughter ] whoopi, did you see jeremiahs sign . D...

Air there was another Brutal Police killing going viral, this time the shooting of 32 year old philando castile. Thats how fast these things are happening sometimes here in merica. By the time we have gotten angry about one, its already over. But im still angry. And we should all be angry and were going to discuss this on our panel tonight. Please stick around for that, all right . Well go from one abusive power to another i want to talk about, lets go on to fox news. Yesterday, yesterday Greche...

1997, and thats close to 98. Oh, my god. I know what happened in 1998 is he going to talk about the whaaaaa . 1997 was the year chelsea finished high school and went to college. cheers and applause now fast forward. In 1999. Larry no, no, no no, no, no fast forward no, pause, pause, rewind play back in slomo you should talk about that bleep , man was there any more human moment than when you stepped out on your lady and everyone saw it, and we was like ohhhhh bleep and you were like, i know. I k...

Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you. We love you, larry. Larry i love you too, baby, i love you too. Now last night, last night, so we talked about the killing of all ton sterling at the hands of the police. And before our show even hit the air there was another Brutal Police killing going viral, this time the shooting of 32 year old philando castile. Thats how fast these things are happening sometimes here in merica. By the time we have gotten angry about one, its already over. But im...

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And who better to help us than the woman herself, Hillary Clinton, whos stuck in traffic at the moment, but will totally be here. So lets just get started without her. But shes totally coming. So the stage has been set. Its clinton up against sanders, and cnn is ready. [dramatic music] whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no. Go back, go back, go back on that. Yeah, cnn, what was that . It was like a face and then a face, and then it was just like meh, meh, meh. You guys are heartle...

Everyone here at the Annenberg Center for helping us put this show on. cheers and applause more especially the people of philadelphia, thank you so much for welcoming us and stuffing us full of your heart attack inducing delicacies. Weve enjoyed all of it. I think somebody is going to have to roll me out of your city by the end of it all. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. Sweet caroline cheers and applause larry thank you very much thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show, i...

We have a musical performance from yg tonight. [cheers and applause] larry he has he is giving donald trump some feedback. [laughing] larry on how his convention went. First, lets bring you up on the rnc last night and check in with the unblack ening. screams [cheers and applause] larry so last night marked the end of the Republican National convention. Its been quite a convention, you guys. From Michelle Obamas beautiful speech. [laughing] larry to [cheers and applause] larry to ben carson play...

With nuclear weapons. Trevor yes, we can all agree. Someone bated by a tweet should not have nuclear weapons. But someone who gets bated by a facebook post, thats understandable. Because facebook is family. My grandmother is on facebook. How do you post that trash in front of big mama i will blow up your country its huge for hillary all night. A mountain of speeches and failed 90s sitcom, it all led to this. So, my friends its with humility, determination, and boundless confidence in americas pr...

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