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Larry man whoo man move over, gayle king, because hillary officially has the best black friend ever laughter last night wasnt just about saying goodbye to obama, it was also about saying hello to tim kaine or should i say hola, senor kaine . The best compliment that you could pay to somebody was to say that they were listo. Ready. Not inteligente smart. Not amable friendly. Not rico rich. But listo. Listo is it just me or does tim kaine seem like a laidback middle School Teacher . laughter doesn...

President ial nomination for presidency. I urge you to live every day like its your last. He finished a speak doing what he called writing law and order to a country in crisis and there was another half too. I learned in american politics you go say anything you want. You can mislead about crime, you can say anything but some lies are bigger than others. I humbly and grea gratefully accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States. Trevor yes. Nothing so humble like turning the sta...

Larry thank you, thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Audience larry larry thank you. Theyre so excited its friday. You aint on on fridays. Im glad you came here. [laughing] larry they no its friday, man. We have a special. We have a musical performance from yg tonight. [cheers and applause] larry he has he is giving donald trump some feedback. [laughing] larry on how his convention went. First, lets bring you up on the rnc last night and check in with the unblack ening. screams [cheers and a...

Clinton. And to see the rest of that play was watching. laughter this time i want to sit in the back. So many stars, so many stars. And just like just when you were like, you know, how can they top all this . How can they improve on this . Is when they brought in the supernova, Michelle Obama. Today, i wake up every morning in a house that wassibility by slaves. And i watch my daughters two beautiful, intelligent black young women playing with their dogs on the white house lawn. Trevor i feel li...

Everybody. applause but first, but first, guys, honestly this has been such an exciting day. So much has really happened. Tonight wednesday was the night where we heard speeches from the republican candidate was got destroyed by trump. So i was hoping, i was hoping that tonight donald trump would hum il yait ted truz on stage for old time sake. But donald trump didnt even wait until tonight. And this is true. Ted cruz was speaking this afternoon in cleveland and trump interrupted him with his pl...

Today he wears the partys banner. Presumptive nominee. After winning indiana, donald trump will be the republican nominee for president. American politics has just entered a whole new world. Just like the one aladdin and jasmine sang about, exceptexcept they cant come cause theyre muslim. [laughter] how did donald trump go from being the guy who fakefired people on tv to the orangetinted terror . You know, how the [bleep] did we get here . Its the subject of our new segment, how the [bleep] we g...

New battles, and our guest judges are joke assassin anthony jeselnik, oscar winner whoopi goldberg. Tune in tomorrow, same battle time, same battle channel. Montreal, go nuts battle battle battle announcer live from philadelphia, americas first cream cheese. Lets not get crazy. Goldman sachs presents the hillary acceptance speech. [cheers and applause] trevor thank you, so much, everybody. Thank you, so much. Welcome to the daily show im trevor noah coming to live from philadelphia. This is it, ...

Premiers september 25th the last week the folks a comiccon got a peek. Heres what they thought. Theyre going to be put to shame. I love it was grounded in reality. All right. Its been 21 and a half minutes. My work here is done. Good night. [applause] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you, ever, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, a wonder...

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One is not an option plawtion plaws. Trevor one is not an option. There are basically two life boats. One we have seen float. Its weathered many a storm and yes, it sprung a few leaks, metaphorically speaking. The other life boat is made out of cheese dood els. laughter and it has a shark in it. And it is on fire. And its underwater and its name is donald trump and its show currently leading in the polls, people which baffles me. Because even if we remove no democrat, no republican, none of that...