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>> aw! >> greg: you know its illegal to write poodles dressed up as a cowgirl? >> ha-ha. >> greg: just checking. were breaking new ground. its time for "scratch-n-sniff monologue." this has never been done and probably for good reason, but its true. at any moment, you, dear viewer, will be asked to scratch the tv screen when an image appears, and then you have to guess what that image smells like. i know! theres something wrong with me. theres something wrong with me, but isnt this fun...

I will say this. donald trump -- this reminds me of an endless episode of "celebrity apprentice." its like a reality show and not reality. it frustrates me as someone who wants to see a substantive debate with real leaders who have accomplished something in the political areasona. donald trump is a mmysogenist. if he is our nominee well get killed in the next election. its frustrating for people who want to have a real debate. >> dont let the name of the survey fool you, the monkey part. theyre ...