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If there is one thing I can’t stand, it is government overregulation of cryptozoological creatures. There are actually several things I can’t stand — someone putting an empty steak sauce bottle back in the refrigerator, irresponsible dog owners and people with Facebook medical degrees, just to name a few. This week, though, it is government overregulation of cryptozoological creatures, specifically Bigfoot. Regular readers of this column know I am a citizen of the city that pr...

If there is one thing I can’t stand, it is government over-regulation of cryptozoological creatures.