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May 15, 2010
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May 14, 2010
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May 14, 2010
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May 13, 2010
You know that dunking is for oreo cookies only. if dunking oreo cakesters were acceptable, there would be a song about it. there is. ♪ ice cold milk and an oreo cakester ♪ no. no, that is not -- no, that is wrong. [ male announcer ] dunk or dont dunk. choose your side. [ monkey screeches ] ♪ [ male announcer ] a bath becomes even more pleasurable when you know that your water is being heated in an environmentally conscious way, while saving you hundreds of dollars on your water heating ene...
May 12, 2010
Falls through, the labor lib dem deal falls through. the prime minister quits his seat in parliament. ahead on "countdown." you always end up with something delicious. ♪ triscuit. weave some goodness. [ monkey screeches ] ♪ [ male announcer ] a bath becomes even more pleasurable when you know that your water is being heated in an environmentally conscious way, while saving you hundreds of dollars on your water heating energy bill. introducing the geospring water heater from ge with advanced ...
May 11, 2010
And now better than the best political fiction, the prime minister will sacrifice himself, so the third party will make a deal with his successor. that could mean we will get to say prime minister ed balls. ahead on "countdown." black one! where? [ vrrroooooomm! ] black one! ow! where? [ male announcer ] the volkswagen tiguan. the only compact suv with a turbocharged engine, standard. [ vrrroooooomm! ] black one! where? there. [ male announcer ] lease the 2010 tiguan for just $269 a month. its a...
May 7, 2010
Oil rigs that burst. now the governor wants to do something about it. now he does. little lizard. gecko: ah, gecko, actually - exec: with all due respect, if i was tiny and green and had a british accent id have more folks paying attention to me too... i mean - (faux english accent) "save money! pip pip cheerio!" exec 2: british? i thought you were australian. gecko: well, its funny you should ask. cause actually, im from - anncr: geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on ...
May 6, 2010
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May 6, 2010
>> lawrence oodonnell, great thanks to you. >> thanks, keith. the newest gunk to float up in the gulf, this is dick cheneys katrina. less a tradition as old as time, another bear in a tree. ♪ [ monkey screeches ] ♪ [ male announcer ] a bath becomes even more pleasurable when you know that your water is being heated in an environmentally conscious way, while saving you hundreds of dollars on your water heating energy bill. introducing the geospring water heater from ge with advanced hybrid ...
May 6, 2010
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