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[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be a...

Greg i know. Its going to beat your humpday tonight. Happy wednesday everyone. A Kamala Harris will give first major interview on thursday, not without bringing her running mate tim walz. Re get it as a former Football Coach Walz will not want to take her out at the first sign of traumatic brain injury. Plus walz will be there in case she needs to use a Ladies Room and she will be there in case he also need to use the Ladies Room. Meanwhile according to report Kamalas Team allow that sheet be al...

Huh . Huh wow. Smart people, they know, they like and its me. Happy monday, everyone. So jr has endorsed donald, ever trump and its caused a massive outcry among the kennedy family. But hey, its not like he droveo a car right off the bridge in i a lady in it. In a resurfaced interviewie with rfk jrs daughter. She recalls him using a chainsaw to behead a deadnsaw whale, which now explains why abc never asked rfk to sit down with the viee whicw. Oh a former classmate of rfk jr. Accusing him of bei...

What they did should be a problem for them. They should be being investigated. And nearly a hundred people, still, missing in florida after the collapse of a 12story Condo Building. The latest on the desperate searchandrescue effort when all in starts right now. Good evening, from new york. Im chris hayes. You know, its the kind of thing we really do not see happen often, anymore. This afternoon, the president of the United States, President Joe Biden, walked out to the white house driveway. Sur...

Suspended for lying about the election. What they did should be a problem for them. They should be investigated. And nearly 100 people still missing in florida after the collapse of a 12 story condo building. The latest on the Desperate Search And Rescue efforts. All in starts right now. Good evening from new york im chris hayes. Its the kind of thing we dont see happen often anymore. This afternoon the president of the United States joe biden blocked it to the white house driveway surrounded by...

Annual g 7 summit. Chief National Affairs correspondent jeff zeleny is up bright and early traveling with the president in brussels. The white house is laying out expectations for the nato summit. What are you hearing Behind The Scenes . Reporter well, good morning. President biden is going to be arriving here to nato. As you said, its his first time here as Commander In Chief but not to nato overall. Hes carrying the message hes been delivering throughout his European Tour of america is back. O...

Annual g 7 summit. Chief National Affairs correspondent jeff zeleny is up bright and early traveling with the president in brussels. The white house is laying out expectations for the nato summit. What are you hearing Behind The Scenes . Reporter well, good morning. President biden is going to be arriving here to nato. As you said, its his first time here as Commander In Chief but not to nato overall. Hes carrying the message hes been delivering throughout his European Tour of america is back. O...

[shouting] now the New York Times would have you believe this man has been duped by a Partisan Astro Turfed Ginned Up Boogie Man and that his concern isnt real. I dont have to be nice to you. Nobody behind me has to be nice to you. If you dont like living in the United States of america, then you could all move to russia, cuba, or china. This is the first amendment. [cheers and applause] will that is very real because parents are the tip of the spear. The frontline warriors in cultural revolutio...