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you should stay there and watch it. if you see bags of crap coming into the voting areas, you have to stop it. >> the legal path just took trump back to the truth, that id won the election and he was a loser. >> were going to win for the third time. i just dont want the results of the second. >> for me and kamala, our campaign is about america, about you. >> first, they say, "sir, how do you do it? how do you wake up in the morning and put on your pants?" >> look at the authoritarian l...

>> ha ha, happy tuesday everyone, i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld who im told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at some of the new years resolutions from some famous names and faces. for example, president joe biden, his new years resolution? continue to cheat death. hunter biden. find that envelope i left somewhere in the white house. commander the dog, eat more salads and fewer secret service agents. kamala harr...

pat cipollone will sit down for a deposition with the january 6th committee tomorrow. will he help connect the dots? and the georgia prosecutor makes it clear if her investigation uncovers crimes committed by former president trump, he will be held accountable. well have her exclusive interview with nbc news. plus, two former fbi directors spurned by trump get swept up in highly invasive and rare tax audits that are supposed to be random. >> targeted? >> the odds on that daily doub...

>> well, his statement was voluntary. he was questioned in the highland park police department. he was read his miranda warnings, offered attorneys, et cetera. he went into details about what he had done. he admitted to what he had done. >> the prosecutor also says the suspect was considering another mass shooting. after fleeing the scene in highland park at yet another fourth of july celebration, this one in madison, wisconsin. >> investigators did develop some information that it app...

Is a wonderful man. Hed oftentimes have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene . Excuse me, im about to have a friend for dinner, as the poor doctor walked by. Hannibal lector, congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter. Yeah. Donald trump in new jersey, of all places, praising a fictional Serial Killer. That was good. This is exactly, mika, this is why the Biden Campaign desperately wants to see more bizarre moments like this during trumps rallies. I promise you, theyre more upset d...

Dear Julian, We’re holding you in our hearts. I had a strong dream about you recently. It was clear and simple. You were free; walking in the streets of Melbourne. It was lunchtime on a sunny day. You were happy and relaxed and all passers by were friendly and glad to see you. May this dream come true.

Immediately after the Jan. 6 insurrection/riot at the Capitol, U.S. Rep. Elise Stefanik was shocked, horrified and said those involved should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Surrogates effectively. i ran the surrogate campaign for hillary in 2016. i ran that same department for president bidens general election in 2020. we all understand the importance of surrogates. in this age of social media, the fact we have a strong bench of up and comers in the party, not just up and comers but people currently leading, we want to make sure their voices are front and center. it is not just on the campaign to do that, which the campaign is, but it is up to them to use their pla...

A mix of thought-provoking and good fun is offered in the current One Act Festival set in Belleville Downtown’s Theatre in the Wings.

[laughter] >> laughter takes the air out of everything, and for my hbo special halfway through i took my shirt off and revealed my double mastectomy scars. >> you laugh at a joke about death its funny considering the source. youre making a joke about death, the thing that is definitely going to happen to you. >> and now ladies and gentlemen, this is the almost full monty. >> monte python was at the aspen comedy festival the first time when they were all gathered together since graham chapman die...