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Women. learn to deal with it. they will learn stupid things and will not be suspended. it was directed at a particular person. i would say if he was harassing and going after her and saying you are not. >> he is not stupid for saying it, but paying somebody $60,000 a year to go there. >> that is moron nick. >> that must have been a bittersweet call. on one hand it is embarrassing and the other hand, it is $120,000. >> thats a boat. >> you can get a job at the mall. >> he does that even if he gra...

They are the jackie robinsons of sucking. i love the first amendment. twitter exposes the soft under belly of the celebrity simple mind. they undo everything the public tries to mask. the mystery is replaced by the moron nick. if you want to create the edge, stop taking a risk. the only people you are impressing are those paid to pretend you are funny, ie your dates and. your agents. which is why jason thinks it is cool to hit the pope and lacks the beans to do the same to mohamed. it is why jim...

Would be missing. >> like what? >> the big pardon. the big parts. >> when you are 6. dye dh r this is when you were cash dash. >> this is when you were a kid? >> i am not a big dress you are -- dresser upper. >> all you have to do is cover yourself in lights and go as an electrical short. >> i saw that coming. >> no, you didnt. >> it is from mars. >> they call it the red planet. >> mars. >> somebody was talking in my ear. lastly, bernie, you said a sexy big bird costumes seems oxy moron nick. >>...

>> first of all, i dont giggle. >> i know, but here is the thing. let me ask you a question rather than you interrupt me and take me off my train of thought. cant something be perceived as racist if the person himself was not thinking in a racist way. he thought he he he was doing an impression, but it is looked as racist. >> it is the perception that counts at the end of the day. i was laughing at this because i was thinking about how stupid that pitch meeting must have been where these idiots ...

>> i think bin laden does not understand the united states. if the president in a heinous act if something happened to him we would mourn him and comfort the family and unite behind the next president to bring him to justice. so let been rot in hell and he can take it down with him. >> separate from the idiotic things he was saying attacking our president and vice president which is moron nick, was how we had this approach to his own organization. he was like the ceo of terrorists. he was like, ...

She wanted me to be her vice president. me, me, me. >> wouldnt it be funny when trump drops out, then they all go back in? >> that would be great. >> that would be unusual. it is like the adult swim part. sfie from trump to chump, after taking to twitter, their careers are in tatters. i speak of three members of democratic congressmen rick larsons staff who talked about making this a, quote, december to remember. they had a little rhyme there. they thought it would be fun to spend the month mess...

I am certain of the moron nick of you. whether there is oxygen in forming your opinion is another matter entirely. the people against prohibition should be banned from their opinion of being against prohibition. >> thats sort of the opposite of what i think, but we can still be friends. >> have you ever dunked a donut into a gallon of soda pop? it is awesome. >> but if you only have the small cup you cant fit the donut in there. >> you have to eat half first and then dunk the other half. >> more...

>> it is an honor to be here. >> it is an honor to have you here. >> you have beautiful people here. >> thank you. >> what are you doing after the show? >> he has no idea. he just got shingles. >> what the heck was that? >> what would you call this? >> i would call this moron nick in my neighborhood. what is that word? hypothetical. i wish i looked like you. >> we all do. >> it is amazing. my wife is blind. hypothetically i would like an obama thing. like an obama cartoon, and we call it be gone...