Mr Survivor News Today

She has been aggressively marketing her new business, the 'instant delivery moving pub', on all social media platforms.

Njuguna Ndung'u did some tax acrobatics, increasing the cost of living and forcing me to take radical measures...not to Queen's liking!

I knew Queen coached the boys to ask for the Sunday outing, and our marital handshake was heavily dependent on how I (re)acted.

On Sunday, Queen saw Omosh dropping Makena at the palace using Concorde. Now, I am paying for their carelessness.

I would not wish to stoop low as to prove that I am the owner of the two cars. Financial actions speaker louder than words.

I have been the most trending topic in the last two weeks, with my social, political and financial ratings rising astronomically.

I was steadily on track to the ‘promised land’ of marital nirvana when the devil raised his ugly head.

Two weeks ago, Queen kicked a storm over the fast disappearing kitchen shopping, breaking into a shouting match with Makena.

For whatever reason, Queen went back to the palace when she was least expected.

He has been a really shaken man since I threatened to tell his wife about his escapades.