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>> greg: they asked kids their sexual preference using pizza as a reference. this quiz is one whopping misuse of a topping. ha-ha. john f. kennedy middle school in connecticut asked eighth graders to decide their sexual preferences using pizza toppings. now like ted kennedy driving into the lake, they claim the assignment was just an accident. what a leap. the so-called pizza and consent assignment given to students stated "when you order pizza with your friends, everyone checks in about each ot...

I find kids today despite all of this stuff going on, theyre not quite as advanced as we were perhaps in eighth grade. theyre home on computers. theyre not -- >> with people. >> theyre not as wild as you might think despite being ned nonsense. >> that was the point. he was trying to find out who was, because kids are into dragon ball z and video games. theyre really not -- you know. >> greg: would you prosecute these people? >> this story -- im troubled because i actually misread it and i though...

Trump writes notes though, doesnt he? >> what -- >> i know the answer to that. >> greg: everyone on a post-it note, p.s., tell vladimir thank you and then he flushes it down the toilet. he goes to the bathroom and crumples it. >> then he goes mu-ha-ha-ha. >> if trump was on twitter, thered be so many things they could be talking about theyre really looking for stuff. i bet they regret taking him off twitter. >> watching the whole interview which was brutal -- i would rather get an open root cana...

Favor couples, for example, married people often pay less in taxes and benefit more from social security. and not to mention lotion. surveyed participants were asked whether single people are stigmatized and discriminated against. 42% said yeah. 40% said no. the other 20% couldnt get reception in their basement apartment. kat. >> yep. >> greg: youve been married for eight weeks. so you remember being single and now that youre married, do you feel you were discriminated against and left discrimin...

Inflation. did someone not tell them about the emoji story with the thumbs? >> greg: ha-ha. >> im happy to report president trump is alive and doing very well. >> greg: have you talked to him lately? >> i have. >> greg: he must like you, hah? >> well, i dont know what that means but im a likable person, greg. >> greg: i could see him, hes a big guy. hes just a big guy. big guy, yeah. he likes to wrestle. he always talks about peoples physicality. i never do that. >> well. >> greg: what about guy...

Expressing their opinions. the president said that hosni mubarak has been very helpful on a whole host of issues but had strong words not only for mr. mu ha -- mubarak but also for the protesters. >> my main hope right now is that violence is not the answer in solving these problems in egypt so the government has to be careful about not resorting to violence and the people on the streets have to be careful about not resorting to violence. and i think it is very important that people have mechani...