Named Peter News Today

He had a brilliant press secretary named peter. he looked up his war record and was astonished, and said to the vice president, why didnt you tell us about this?" so they brought me in to interview him. i interviewed him, he was sayin saying -- my mom doesnt like me to brag, but i got the story. he joked about it and said "we learned later that the japanese officers on the island were cannibals. i could have ended up in the belly of a japanese officer instead of in the white house!" so, we wrote...