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Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 05, 2021 April 02, 2021 Transcript: Boy: Wanna buy this pen for a quarter?---It writes UNDER WATER. Nancy: O.K. This pen doesnt write under water. Boy: Sure it does. There. Wall reads: UNDER WATER 16

Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 08, 2021 March 05, 2021 Transcript: Nancy: OH, BOY---Its raining. Oh, boy---Oh, boy--- Aunt Fritzi: Hold every-thing, Nancy. The rain didnt keep the kids away from your party, after all. 10

Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 02, 2021 March 01, 2021 Transcript: Aunt Fritzi: Oh, Nancy---Come in and taste this casserole. Why did you run when I said "casserole"? Nancy: Oh-h---I thought you said castor oil. 12

Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 23, 2021 February 22, 2021 Transcript: Nancy: Want to have lunch at my house? Sluggo: What are you having? Nancy: Leftovers. Sluggo: Naw---I hate leftovers. Nancy: Maybe I should have told him---These are leftovers from my party yesterday. 13

Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 17, 2021 February 16, 2021 Transcript: Sluggo: Your Aunt Fritzi says its time for you to go up to bed. Nancy: Ill go to bed when I FEEL like it. I feel like it. 11

Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for February 05, 2021 February 04, 2021 Transcript: Nancy: I hurt my ankle---Youll have to carry me. Sluggo: Ill bet shes faking because shes too lazy to walk. Nancy: I forgot to turn the water off in the bathtub. 17

Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for January 14, 2021 January 13, 2021 Nancy: ? Why should anyone have to beware of a friendly dog? Sign reads: BEWARE OF FRIENDLY DOG 8