Tonight, stephen welcomes kathy bates. And a performance by Nathan Mcintosh. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen please sit down be everybody. Very kind. Sit down stephen welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You cant keep a friday crowd down. Its not possible. cheers and applause its physically not possible i am with all of you on that. I am looking forward to the weekend. But you know who never rests . Special counsel and sassy sam waterston, robert mueller. Mueller is the former f. B. I. Director in charge of investigating russian interference in our 2016 election, and we learned this week that he is now probing the trumprussia dossier. Okay, what is in this dossier . Well, it includes a wealth of information on a series of its the peepee tape it talks about the peepee tape applause alleged. Its the infamous report compiled by
Tonight, stephen welcomes kathy bates. And a performance by Nathan Mcintosh. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen please sit down be everybody. Very kind. Sit down stephen welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You cant keep a friday crowd down. Its not possible. cheers and applause its physically not possible i am with all of you on that. I am looking forward to the weekend. But you know who never rests . Special counsel and sassy sam waterston, robert mueller. Mueller is the former f. B. I. Director in charge of investigating russian interference in our 2016 election, and we learned this week that he is now probing the trumprussia dossier. Okay, what is in this dossier . Well, it includes a wealth of information on a series of its the peepee tape it talks about the peepee tape applause alleged. Its the infamous report compiled by
Mike baker and rob long. I am so excited, you guys. It is joanne nosuchunsky. He is from canada, so feel free to ignore his thoughts on american politics. From the possible ter anchor pod cast, comedian nathan mcintosh. Democratic strategist. And i am thinking of becoming a serial killer so i can have a lock of the gorgeous hair. Next to me is radio host of liars and whores. Lets start the show. Trump is in a tux and he gives zero what did you think i was going to say there . On thursday night the billionaire businessman spoke at a gop gala in midtown muscular dystrophy. Midtown manhattan. He spent a chunk of time giving guests exactly what they wanted, a nice long lesson in ice skating rink renovation. They used a thing called freon and that is a gas that goes through corp pipe copper piping. They laid four miles of it. Every time i said to the people what is with the freon . I hear they are losing millions of dollars of copper tubing. I said will you do me a favor . Do you know anybo
Lets welcome our guests. Make a wish. She is the first star you will see tonight. Joanne nosuchunsky. He has been nominated for several canadian comedy awards. They are like american awards, but they are brightly colored. Nathan mcintosh. She has broken more scoops than baskinrobbins. The senior stocked for, liz macdonald. And he has two pod casts and zero razors. Next to me is comedian dave smith. Lets roast it some more. Is donald trump not safe for children . Should gop debates be rated tbma . The rowdy republican race has presented adults with a dilemma. How on earth do they explain donald trump to their children . One watched while trump defended the size of his manhood. They told their son, you have to leave. You have to get out of here and tommy got up and ran out of the room. His parents were yelling at him. Another dad wishes he could seal away his daughter. You cant. Donald trump exists in narnia too. For young kids, a Kindergarten Teacher advised his pairns we try to teach p
Good interview. Thank you, andy. Our first member of house of cards Fox News Contributor and editor and column nie at the New York Times and new york time best seller monica crowellly. Oh look, whoa are on nathan. His father was an apple 2 g is, nathan mcintosh. And Fox Business Network personal finance reporter from the book rich is not a four letter word. And he cut the throats of more actors than sweeney todd. Next to me is the author of razzle dazzle. Michael reidle. Ted cruz is hoping in bed with another man. And a move that can only be described as too late, ted cruz and john kasich are joining forces to stop trump from reaching the 1237 delegates needed to secure the gop nomination. On sunday they released statements that they will clear a path for cruz. And cruz will return the favor in oregon and new mexico. Trull p responded trump responded by saying, wow, Just Announced that they are going to collude to keep me from getting the nomination. Desperation. This holy union is sur