Petty officer Ngcobo reporting for duty
I unashamedly give myself a 9.5 out of 10 on the pettiness scale.
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Why does seeing a celeb turn most of us into blubbering idiots?
The adoration of public figures is as old as our species
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Maybe Freud was onto something when he said it was all about coitus
The father of psychology believed that everything we do is informed by our insatiable appetite for sex.
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It was a Quantam leap of faith to catch a minibus taxi from Durban to Joburg
Minibus taxis are not public transport. They’re privately-owned vehicles used to transport the public because of the lack of public transport.
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I'm worrying, but about all the wrong things
From having enough loo paper during the pandemic, to illegal immigrants.
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In my Marvel movie, the villain doesn't mess about making speeches
And if my movie bombs and some smart-mouth comedian pokes fun at it at the Oscars, 'Speechless Man' will walk up on stage, hug him and kiss him on the lips.
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Everyone has a superpower. We just have to embrace them as such
From farting to telling convincing lies, everyone has a weird, natural gift for something. This is their superpower
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I accidentally 'zolled' but hold on to your wig, I have an explanation
I don't smoke weed, but a recent taste had, among other things, Moses, Shaka, Queen Victoria and Louis Armstrong wearing purple tutus while playing snooker.
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Let's not act like misbehaving teens is a new thing. We all did it
The conversation around the Enyobeni debacle is unfortunately enveloped in selective amnesia and sheer, blatant lies about our own history as teenagers.
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May that cement penis in the sky bring the magic back
Despite all the SABC's blunders and flaws, they have done pretty well at schooling us in the beauty of our rainbow nation of languages
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