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Patches. theyre going to have no bruises. >> steve: because in this particular scenario, they can play ball with nerf ball. >> elisabeth: is this a sponsored event? >> brian: i think so. these nerf scientists are behind this study. >> steve: the other thing is if you dont go out for recess, youre going to get fat. we know childhood obesity is linked to -- >> elisabeth: then theyll ban food. >> steve: news time. >> elisabeth: then what? >> steve: and then what? >> we got some headlines. angry tru...

>> do as i say and the president gets a kardashian. >> mike. what is your home address? >> why do you ask. send you the tickets, of course. >> send them to the office. >> nobody knows where he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. box. >> oh, mike, no reason to be nervous. whats your home -- >> is valerie bad-mouthing me to the president? >> replay hazy. >> is she out for revenge? >> ask again later. >> look, i need you to -- >> look, frank, you want to talk about immigration, we c...

Beyonce -- >> shes my best friend. >> whats the problem? you play basketball every tuesday. >> nerf ball. >> im willing to break you up if you can give my tickets to the ravens game. >> im all out. how do you think i got elected whip. >> how about taylor swift tess verizon center. >> now youre hitting me where i live. thank you, gentlemen, you are the coolest whips in town. you better believe it. >> you have to introduce me to ted sarandis at the dinner. i cant get my [ bleep ] netflix to work. ...

>> then i need to start wearing pants to the white house briefings. >> i refuse to wear pants until the president gives us more acless. >> do as i say and the president gets a kardashian. >> mike. what is your home adepress? >> why do you ask. >> well, to send you the tickets, of course. >> send them to the office. >> nobody knows where he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. box. >> oh, mike, no reason to be nervous. whats your home -- >> is valerie bad-mouthing me to the preside...

Immigration, we can talk about the budget. ill even talk to you about jazjay z and beyonce. >> whats the problem? you two played basketball every tuesday. >> nerf ball. >> we dont want the rest of the world to know that. >> im willing to break you up if you can give me tickets to a ravens game? >> im all out, how do you think i elected whip. >> how about taylor swift at the verizon center back stage passes. >> now youre hitting me where i live. you better believe it. >> you have to introduce me ...

"up" before, but i think its fair to say skeptical about the size of the defense budget. >> right. >> i was sort of amazed, i have to say, you guys won a victory, which was i thought republicans were going to blanch at the sequester, and the reason they were going to blanch at the sequester, in fact, the design of the sequester was put something in to make them blanch, the $85 billion in the first year, half are on the defense side, which its a big budget, but thats a big chunk, thats going to t...

"up" before, but i think its fair to say skeptical about the size of the defense budget. >> right. >> i was sort of amazed, i have to say, you guys won a victory, which was i thought republicans were going to blanch at the sequester, and the reason they were going to blanch at the sequester, in fact, the design of the sequester was put something in to make them blanch, the $85 billion in the first year, half are on the defense side, which its a big budget, but thats a big chunk, thats going to t...

These are things people want to hear about. they didnt have much time. half an hour. im not sure if they asked a benghazi question you would have more satisfied today because it would have been a practiced answer that would havent satisfied anybody. >> eric: if you call that a softball insult its an insult to softball. its like nerf ball or wiffle ball. >> greg: have you seen softball players. players? >> kimberly: i was a softball player. >> eric: that was ridiculous. steve cross goes for quest...

>> 30 minutes? come on. >> i would like to know, did she pass out and hit her head? was she pushed? how did she hit her head and get a concussion? >> and the whining didnt stop there. the network that served as the bush administrations head cheerleader is now taking issue with the questions asked of president obama and secretary clinton? >> i mean, didnt you expect one series of tough questions? >> especially so in the case of "60 minutes." >> i mean, it really was something you would expect fro...

Pass out and hit her head? was she pushed? how did she hit her head and get a concussion? >> and the whining didnt stop there. the network that served as the bush administrations head cheerleader is now taking issue with the questions asked of president obama and secretary clinton? >> i mean, didnt you expect one series of tough questions? >> especially so in the case of "60 minutes." >> i mean, it really was something you would expect from the state-run media. it was that kind of level of propa...