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Weird. Sometimes the q a in the beginning gets a little out of hand is what im saying, but if youre like many of our viewers, youre probably watching this show right now while driving. And if thats the case, stop very dangerous, not because it pulls your focus from the road but because of the road itself. The federal Highway Trust Fund is about to become insolvent. Jon oh, my god [laughter] first of all, i cant believe our federal highways have a trust fund. Get a job. Your parents didnt pull th...

In america, when my parents seemed very tall and youd get a gold star just for using the toilet. laughter folks, before we delve into the socalled scandal that cost us this great leader, lets get to know the man. Richard nixon was born in 1913 in yorba linda, california. Even at an early age, he refused to wear makeup, which is why even his mother preferred kennedys baby pictures. laughter after serving in the navy, nixon was elected to congress and rose to political prominence as a member of th...

Stephen woo woo woo woo woo cheers and applause woo cheers and applause what does it do . laughter gotta have the apple watch its finally cool to wear calculator watch whos the nerd, now, ben mcgooken . i mean, this thing will change the way you rook at your wrist. But dont take my hype for it. Take theirs. Weve invented new, intimate ways to communicate directly from your wrist. Stephen i thought i knew all the intimate ways to wristcommunicate. Whats left . Wrist in butt . I dont know. laughte...

Ok, just let me get prepared. Let me get on Network Anchor war footing. I think. This should do it. Okay. There we go. cheering all right, were back at war yeah so, whos the bad guy this time . The u. S. Will increase its offensive to destroy i. S. I. S. Islecies who have taken over chunk of iraq and syria isis is advancing through iraq. They want to unite all muslims into the caliphate. Jon whats wrong with these guys . Storm into a country like iraq, uninvited and destroy the place in the name...

I [bleep] anything that moves cheers and applause stephen thank you for your service. Of course, while theres a lot of talk that hillary could be our first female president , this past weekend we once again elected a Strong Female leader. Welcome to the 2015 miss america competition. Jon . Stephen yes, miss america that one magical night a year Atlantic City shows the world just how close you can come to turning a profit. The ladies were lucky. The hair was lovely, the teeth were high and firm. ...

It will show you how many times you check the phone stephen yes, checky. It beats the previous way to tell if you were checking your phone too much walking into a mall fountain. laughter applause stephen caught me offguard there. Checky is a worthy successor to my previous favorite app for limiting phone usage, battery. laughter i installed checky today on the new phone, and i gotta admit, i have been checking my phone a lot today, to make sure everyone sees me checking my new phone a lot today....

You about corporations. Corporations, theyre a lot like us immortal. [laughter] shielded from liability, accountable tom shareholders. Oh, wait, thats opposite of us. Sorry. But there is one thing corporations do have in common with the rest of us. They dont like paying taxes. Hate it. Fortunately, they rarely have to. Its the subject of tonights oh, no. Thats not. I dont. I did not approve this, and i feel that this is disrespectful in some ways. Its about. Okay. That i dont. That i dont. Lets ...

Biggest Climate Change march in history featuring the biggest hat and the biggest sign and the biggest puppet librarian and the biggest pain in the ass to get across the street to chipotle. Former Vice President al gore, bill bill bill deblasio,. Secretary ban kimoon. Jon whoa stop the parade ban kimoon . The biggest Climate Change in history. Come straight from the audition from youre a good man, Charlie Brown . Wearing your camp clothes . Ban kimoon by the way, what a get for u. N. Radio. U. N...

Do you call Baltimore Ravens ray rice found himself in a hot water when a cass insecurity caught him dragging his foe and says unconscious body out of an el after he had assaulted her because a gentleman without never leave his fee san fiancees unconscioused aboutee unattended in an elevator, i mean it was the sort of dispectable act our society would not tolerate. And the Justice System had no choice but to throw the book at rice. Specifically a book titled so youre sentenced to counselling, a ...

Stephen ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. Welcome to the report. Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen thank you very much. Good to have you with us. cheers and applause thank you so nachings, thank you so much, everybody. Folks, please sit down. Nation, yeah, as you know, by now if you were watching this if you were watching this, folks, if you were watching this on a television, and i hope you are, by now president obama has gone on the air tonight to outline his p...