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In the name of god, the light, in the name of god, the light, in the name of god, the light in the name of god, light upon light. In the name of god, light upon light. In the name of god. Light upon light. In the name of god. Light upon light. I bear witness that there is no god but allah. I bear witness that there is no god but allah. I bear witness that muhammad is the messenger of god. I bear witness that muhammad is the messenger of god. I bear witness that he is the highest. Hai ali al sala...

Consider these airstrikes to be a prelude to a ground attack on rafah. The first meeting of the board of governors of the international watershed Community Management center was held. According to the head of the Natural Resources organization and watershed management there are 73 million hectares of border coastal watersheds in the country, in which 18 million hectares of watershed management operations have been carried out. Today we had representatives from 20 host countries. The expertise of...

Of khabar channel, we are very happy that you chose this channel and this program to watch. The viewers of the program on the front page of tehran tonight know who they are on the verge of holding the first round of the National Exam. It is the year 143 and it will be held on the 6th thursday and 7th friday of ardi besh, and tonight we are honored to be at the service of mr. Dr. Par abbas, the honorable head of the Assessment Organization, who we hope can be a part of those questions that may ar...

You are seeing hello, everyone. We have been following this News Conference. The mayor and police chief there in charleston giving some information on that Church Shooting. We learned that nine people have died as a result of that. Eight people within that church. An then one at a Trauma Center. A number of people have been taken to a Trauma Center there. We heard from the police chief. They will announce a reward very soon in an effort to hunt down the suspect. They give that description. We ha...

I used to get the rolling of the eyes. Shes the clean comic. Sorry for you why are loss. When you can be just as funny as those who are dirty. Im clean now, right . My job is to make you laugh. Just be funny. Thats all. The first thing that comes to my mind when i hear the term clean comedy, oh, god, no. Then i remember, oh, there is clean comedy i really like. Left handed people do not like that the word left is so often associated with negative things. Left hand compliment. What are we having ...

Capture the comedy. >> it is not just finding the funniest person. >> is there something i can help you with? >> yeah. well, you look cold. >> it is tricky when as a comedian, you find your voice and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show. oh, you cannot talk about anything that has gotten to you this point. >> ill always trying to look good for guys and it is always back firing. youre always on a diet. im on a diet because im trying to get the body of the women y...

Nobody could quite capture that comedy. its not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. its not that easy. >> is there something i can help you with? >> wow, you look cold. >> it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and theyre, like, oh, you cant talk about anything thats gotten you to this point. >> im always trying to look good for guys, its always backfiring on me. youre always on a die...

Nobody could capture that comedy. its not just finding the funniest person with the funniest voice. its not that easy. >> is there something i can help you with? >> wow, you look cold. >> it is tricky when, as a comedian, you find your voice, and you figure out what you want to talk about and they give you a tv show and theyre, like, oh, you cant talk about anything thats gotten you to this point. >> im always trying to look good for guys, its always backfiring on me. youre always on a diet. im ...

You cant talk about anything thats gotten you to this point. >> im always trying to look good for guys, its always backfiring on me. youre always on a diet. im on a diet because im trying to get the body of the women you jerk off to after i fall asleep. >> the whole reason you got into comedy is because you can say whatever you want and then you get on television and you can only say 2% of what you want. >> you say in that bed, a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella...

Right, because a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. >> as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can still be effective doing what i do? >> its nothing to be overly concerned about. just watch your words. >> when i did the bernie mack show on television, the biggest thing i was competing against was the comedian. people would have an expectation how funny bernie is. and when he says...