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What i do? >> mr. max? >> nothing to be overly concerned about. just watch your words. >> did i the bernie mac show on television. the biggest thing i was competing against was bernie mac the comedian. people would have an expectation how funny bernie was. and he was at his funniest. hey, kid -- >> ill kick a kid ass. >> bringing back the comedian can be as dirty as he wanted to be. i couldnt do all that stuff on a network television show. >> i wont let go. >> you promise? >> i promise. this is ...

>> its nothing to be overly concerned about. just watch your words. >> i did the bernie mack show on television, the biggest thing i was competing against was the bernie mac the comedian. hes funny when he says things like i dont give a [ bleep ] about these mother [ bleep ]. >> ill kick a kid ass, when a kid get 1 years old -- i believe you can get him in the throat or the stomach. >> bernie mack the comedian could be as dirty as he wanted to be. i couldnt do that stuff on a network television ...

>> its nothing to be overly concerned about. just watch your words. >> i did the bernie mack show on television, the biggest thing i was competing against was the comedian, hes funny when he says things like i dont give a [ bleep ] about these mother [ bleep ]. >> ill kick a kid ass, when a kid get 1 years old -- you can hit them in the throat or stomach. >> bernie mack the comedian could be as dirty as he wanted to be. i couldnt do that stuff on a network television show. >> i wont let go. >> y...

Comedian, hes funny when he says things like i dont give a [ bleep ] about these mother [ bleep ]. >> ill kick a kid ass, when a kid get 1 years old -- >> bernie mack the comedian could be as dirty as he wanted to be. i couldnt do that stuff on a network television show. >> i wont let go. >> you promise? >> i promise. this is your uncle bernie, okay? >> i had to get the essence of what was funny, but find a different way to tell this story that we could appreciate how funny he really is, and not...

Right, because a storm of sexy is going to come your way. so just get your umbrella. >> as a standup comic you have to figure out, can i still be a large enough percentage of myself in this network format that i can still be effective doing what i do? >> its nothing to be overly concerned about. just watch your words. >> when i did the bernie mack show on television, the biggest thing i was competing against was the comedian. people would have an expectation how funny bernie is. and when he says...