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Tonight i would like to kick things off with a hot shot, a pick me up from what i like to call Stephen Colberts smile file. Tonight on the smile file tyrannical north korean dictator kim jungun. Folks, this mad man lives a constant state of stern disapproval. But even before he came to power young un made no time for frivolity. Just listen to this actual cnn interview with his old border schoolroom mate from switzerland. Did you go out in the night, you never go out, on disco or make party, neve...

Speculation. Is there something that brought him there that is perhaps relevant to our work here . There is discussion about something to you keep the location close to her chest as long as we could. We were not able to do so. That is ok. But certainly, we are considering, why there, and where there stops along the way . Another big question at this press conference, which only wrapped up half an hour ago, folks wanted to know, did he have anything to say about Hannah Grahams whereabouts . The p...

The police were led here by someone you wouldnt expect john clark from the American Drug company pfizer. This stuff is gonna get into peoples medicine cabinets . Unfortunately, yes. Counterfeit drugs are ending up in millions of american homes. At this postal facility, the shear volume of packages of suspicious drugs is staggering, and this is just from one day. [ticking] [crowd chanting] when most people think of brazil, they think of its passion and excellence in soccer. [crowd cheers] not of ...

Scientific research centers, and he puts his name on almost all of them. You want the world to know about it by putting your name on all the things you do support. I dont keep it a secret, thats for sure. [ticking] when sony, the Electronics Giant thats the epitome of japan incorporated, lost its cutting edge, it did something radical. It hired a westerner, sir Howard Stringer, as its new ceo. Sony is no longer the coolest. This is the coolest. You can take ipod and beat us over the head with it...

For 69 days half a mile underground stepped from darkness into light. [cheers and applause] if ever there was a story with a happy ending, this was it. [men chanting] but when we visited the miners several months after their rescue, we found many were struggling. For example, alex vega was building a wall around his house, though he couldnt explain why. On march 11, 2011, japan was hit by a tsunami that rewrote history. It was triggered by a 9. 0 earthquake that helped set off the Biggest Nuclea...

Report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stechb, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, stephen cheers and applause welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us in here, out there, all around the world. Nation, theres a lot to talk about. But of course, of course folks i have to start tonight with a Shocking International incident that ha...

Go home not our problem. If obama likes them so much, let them stay at the white house. [laughter] jon thats an interesting suggestion. Although a grown man inviting thousands of kids to his house gives off a bit of a neverland ranch vibe. [laughter] all right. So look, its not like these countries developed problems overnight. Why the sudden kidsplosion . Republicans point to the president s 2012 order theyre protects children from deportation, but that applies only to those who enter the Unite...

Texas city. Its all because of this photo posted on an Islamic Militant groups twitter feed. It shows one of the companys old work trucks turned into an antiaircraftfiring weapon on the front lines of syrias civil war. Look at this picture. Marks company logo and his phone number still clear as day on the the side of that truck. Stephen yes, a texas plumbers work truck showed up in syria. Although, pickup truck, desert, giant machine gun that could still be texas. cheers and applause . Now, evid...

Dont need a lawsuit on my hands. And some pepper. cuz the weather outside is frightful. 200 million americans are in the middle of the cold snap today. 50 of the country blanketed in snow. This Minnesota Lake turned to solid ice a rare prethanksgiving deep freeze. Freezing temperatures in all 50 states. Stephen all 50. Even hawaii where aloha now means hello, goodbye, and my nipples could slice pineapple. And do not confuse this cold snap with last years polar vortex. Its completely different. T...

President of south carolina. And i offered to pay back colberts superpac from its evil step father jon stewart. But jon refused and flew off in his zeppelin cackling. I cannot imagine how scared my money must be right now. Nation, wont you comfort my money by second it more of itself. Go to Colbert Super pac. Com and give recklessly. Were so close to a nice round ridiculous number no one thought we would hit in a million years. Republicans held their 18th debate last night. The question on every...