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You got a great last one planned . Im not talking about the show jon oh, have you not heard . Jon what . I was with your doctor last night and well, you know enjoy these two weeks, buddy have fun jon today you were talking to my doctor, indeed he was sharing my private and apparently catastrophic medical condition. Weird. As long as we remember you, john. Its like you wont really be dying. Jon im not dying im just leaving the show Larry Wilmore well be right back. Thats our show here it is, your...

Fall prayer sukd on the blood of the rightous and took turns [bleep] the replica of the reagan eye socket oh wait i should tell you its with a rep i will ka. The real reagan eye socket is kept in the smithsonian and is only [bleep] on christmas. laughter wow but anyway the wol secret thing pages it sound sinsters but if you guys insist it was a secret. Jon ste wrt was invited into the oval office not once but twice. Secret meetings were they . Well not necessarily secret because it is on the log...

Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the presiden...

For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning prosecuting the war on terror has been questioned by some. laughter but as the president himself explains, theres a perfectly good reason why we dont understand what hes ...

Weekend at a business conference in southernical call. Theyre spending their time pitching to whats been called the koch primary. Jon the koch primary . laughter the Koch Brothers have pledged to give almost a billion dollars to buy the next election. Meaning five of the Top Republican can the das were happy to come on down for a chance to done el some koch. No, ted cruz, carlee fiorina, scott walker, jeb bush and marco rubio, worked the talking points and cradled the special interests in the ho...

Special group in california made it rain big stop on the money trail in the race for the white house. The Koch Brothers hosted five candidates over the weekend at a business conference in southernical call. Theyre spending their time pitching to whats been called the koch primary. Jon the koch primary . laughter the Koch Brothers have pledged to give almost a billion dollars to buy the next election. Meaning five of the Top Republican can the das were happy to come on down for a chance to done e...

No, ted cruz carlee fiorina Scott Walker Jeb Bush and marco rubio worked the talking points and cradled the special interests in the hopes of one of them after a period of what minutes to an hour would induce the money shop. And really they didnt care which koch went off. To be fair though thats not really why they were there. In the end money doesnt win elections. Ideas do. I wish the whole world could see what goes on here. laughter jon oh i think we see it. And i think it looks a Little Somet...

Drake diss track. All right . You know what i am saying . Here is the latest. A. On capitol hill the senate blocked a republican effort to shut off federal funds for planned parenthood. Larry another failed attempt to defund planned parenthood by the right . This is the eighth vote to defund them in eight years. Two more and they get a free breast exam taken away from a lowincome woman. A. Just let that one marinate for a little. All right. So what is the gops latest defunding excuse . A. The up...

And now its on the rocks. Jon yes. Yes, lady wearing cross on television. laughter religious freedom is on the rocks the rocks of course, not as on the rocks as it was in the 17th century when your friends the pilgrims outlawed christmas celebrations as a sacrilege and declared gifts and Christmas Decorations satan cal, levying a fiveshilling fine on anyone for saying Merry Christmas. Five shillings. I mean, in those days thats two milk cows and a buckled hat. laughter if the pilgrims were alive...

Aint taking none. So listen here is the proof once and for all. Sniffles magilacuty here, john mccain asked about a claim harry reid is making. He said publicly that you came to him in july and offered to pass a clean government funding resolution, no obamacare amendments. It was 70 billion below what the senate wanted they accepted and youve reneged on that offer. Clearly there was a conversation about doing this. Several. Several. And you offered a clean resolution. I and my members decided th...