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Is a privilege. Just even the idea that we can sit in the back of the country and make wisecracks, which is really what we do. We sit in the back and we throw spit balls. But never forgetting the fact that it is a luxury in this country that allows us to do that. That it is a country that allows for open satire. And i know that sounds basic. And it sounds as though it goes without saying. But thats really what this whole situation is about. Its the difference between closed and open. Its the dif...

Alienation and the pass thefg torch from george bush to john mc. God it feels so good to be republican. Jon aasif is in the bathroom. Ive been here five days and no exaggeration to say every single male republican is a closet homosexual. Jon rob riggle, where are you . Are you there . By the sink. John they do this every four years . Thats right, rob. Whoo how long do the memories last . Jon the the Daily Show News Team everybody. Now of course the gay [bleep]ing and sucking is not nonstop some ...

I guess that clears that up. You know, im not certain about a lot of things. There are three things in this world that i do have certaintude on. The Empire Strikes back is the best star wars movie. [cheers and applause] o. J. Killed those two people. And the third one is what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear. [applause] i will tell you this i know. My penis like the front of my hand that i use to get to know my penis. [laughter] so i dont know whats going on here. I dont know how th...

Laughter cheers and applause so you can imagine how outraged fox must be to find out that the health care for those who risked their lives to recover that charred money is being held up by a republican filibuster. And i know they have access to 9 11 First Responders. Joining me now a leading opponent of the mocks and a former new York City Firefighter and 9 11 responder tim brown. Here is one of the 9 11 First Responders reacting to the decision by the landmark commission. A 9 11 responder is ta...

[applause] its being challenged in the courts. Jon yes. I have to say for me, this is a states right issue. This is not something that you should be. What are you going, you know, you are running out of time. Im not running. Jon but you dont have that much time to take away americans guns and declare marshall law and put hard working americans in fema camps. If youre going to do that, you better get started. Are you stealing, you know theres an ebb and flow to every administration, to every pres...

Jon welcome to the daily show i just dislocated both my shoulders. laughter jon im jon stewart, baby. Its go time cheers and applause in just a few moments of host of cnbcs mad money with jim cramer, jim cramer hes sitting right there and i jon stewart of the daily show with jon stewart, i will be sitting where im sitting right now. laughter jon probably not going to be moving. Well be discussing the intricacies of the world financial markets. As you can imaginatives been training all day. What ...

Coverage of the results, starting with Jordan Klepper covering the president ial race. Thats right. Specifically, which president did you most enjoy seeing jon bleep on. For nearly 17 years, jon stewart and the daily show have taken on all president s without fear or favor, providing satirical commentary on every occupant of the oval office. Its bush, right . 100 bush. Has to be bush. Totally bush. Heres a clip of the winning segment. Jon now, as you know, the administrations conduct concerning ...

Jon josh gad whats up. Do you want to leave the show, man jon oh, you played olaf the snowman in frozen. Thats right, i did. Im a show business god, jon. Jon among eightyearolds. Disney money, bitch cheers and applause wow, wow. Jon. Jon. This is intense. So many so many old faces. Jon rob corddry. I cant even believe youre back here. Come on, give me some sugar. No, no. Jon rob corddry, everybody. I cant im like im like knocked out here. I didnt want to do this. Its very embarrassing. Its just ...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org within thats our show, here it is, our moment of zern. Things got off to i a rocky start with the oven larry tonightly blood is spilled kwreut again on the streets of ferguson. To answer your quick, donald trump, no it didnt come from meg other thamegan kellys wher. [laughing] larry we ask the question does america have ferguson fatigue and Jesse Tyler Ferguson awaits the answer. Dont worry its not y...

Perseverance can help you survive. The same goes for the Business World. In his latest book, Stanley Mcchrystal shows how his work in iraq and afghanistan can translate to the ranks of any business. Welcomto washington business report. Your effort to teach the business wororld the strategies you use to be successful in e military world. What does it mea we grow up inin a world where we talk about team. Alof us have been on some kind of a team. A reallyve been on good when you can finish each oth...